Declaration of War on Vandoosa!

This is true....But if we melt him down, we can exchange his body parts for something good...Like booze.
 
Booze, candy bars, and season DVDs of Adventure Time.
 
I can have booze. I just choose not to drink.
 
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It's okay. We can still dance if we want to. Leave the real world far behind.
 
Ew! Rory likes Adventure Time too? Great.. now that makes it uncool..





Naaa Its still a kick ass show... Noone can ruin it... Hell even Ice King himself all ready wrote the bad fan fiction for it!
 
Wait...Can I make a shitter out of solid pao-gold?
 
But after we continue to beat up Pan's country, since it's full of lolis.
 
Well, The solid pao-gold shitter will take all it's waste and compress it into artillery shells that we will then use to bombard Vandoosa with.
 
I approve of this new invention.
 
Down with communism, up with a system that makes sense!

*Fires the shit slingenator*
 
THIS IS ALL FINE

THEIR SILLY TACTICS WILL ONLY BACKFIRE, THEIR SHIT WILL TURN INTO DUNG AND THE BREAD CULT WILL PREVAIL

LORD SKHONE CRUSHES ALL HERETICS, BOW DOWN TO THE KING!










.....DUNG IS A FUN WORD