Declaration of War on Vandoosa!

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
You guys can borrow my atomic bomb, but only if you promise to give it back after you're done with it.

Or at least give me the crater it leaves after the fallout is gone. D:
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
You know, Isaboo, just because you are part Polish doesn't make it yours. I'm half Irish, whiskey ain't mine. AND ITS NOT SCOTTISH EITHER. FUCK OFF GRUMPY. :I (we still cool right?)
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
NO! NOOOOOOOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY WHISKEY! THOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT AT THEM MEN!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
I shall bring forth my most powerful lizard men!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
I am mobilizing my troops at this moment.


It will be glorious to destroy Isabella's silly little nation.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
It was a cold dawn, one I'll never forget, today, the war has begun...

 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
IMPRESSIVE SHOW, SIR.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
I have created a weapon for the destruction of Vandoosa

 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Brother Vay, Efforts have been undertaken to Arm several units of your men with these prototypes.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
We will burn every inch of their pathetic country to ashes.