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The Most Glorious Duchy of Staadtplatz has decided that is now time to invade the Red Meance, Vandoosa.
The reasons:
1. They are an aggressive empire that is trying to extend their reign to other nations, as is proved in this piece of scandalous Vandoosain propaganda.
2. Vandoosians defile Our Most Glorious Duchy by "Glowing."
3. Vandoosians steal farming stuffs from our borders.
4. Vandoosians are always drunk and cause many traffic accidents but never pay their fines.
5. They seek to expand their Empire from just the loft they currently inhabit.
Wars have been started for lesser reason than these.

High Command of the Staddtplatz forces is under the command of Admiral Lt Brigadier Colonel General Captian Marius whom is currently leading our armies towards the Vandoosain borders.