Declaration of War on Vandoosa

No Smurfs. Belgian cartoon characters are communist propaganda.
 
we CHOKE THE SMURFS!!!!!!!!! i always wanted to find out what color they turn
 
-stumble/glows into the thread- =D


....O_O

hewwo?

I SPEAK THE LANGUAGE...I CAN BE A SPY? YES, YES?
 
I wanted to join this thing so much I got drafted!

And there's not even a draft out!
 


I SEE WHAT YOU FUCKHEADS DID HERE.

FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

I CAN HAS THERMONUCLEAR WEAPONS, AND VANDOOSA AND WHATEVERTHEFUCKYOUCALLITISTAN WILL BOW TO THE WILL OF DEATH SPIRE.

WE ARE NECROMANCERS AND UNDEAD AND SHIT.

WE HAVE NUKES.

BOW THE FUCK DOWN DICK-NOZZLES!
 
What is this? We are country of peace now! What has the old Nations of Iwaku become? You are just like us back in the Nazi days of Vandoosa! You have become US!
 
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A HEATHEN.

I WILL PILLAGE AND RAPE YOUR PEOPLE.

ALL YOUR LAND ARE BELONG TO US.
 
Paorou can share the Touhous maybe? Byakuren wants us all the be equal and nice to each other..
 
Test site acknowledged.

Initiating Live Fire Weapons Exercise.

PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION!!!
 
I am happy everyone loves me enough to have a second war! I thought I was forgotten...
 
*THROWS THE SHOE OF IRONY*

TAKE THAT YOU... WEEABOO, YOU.
 
Re: THE COLLECTIVE ALLIES VS. VANDOOSIA

GET OFF MY LAWN OROCHI
 
Re: THE COLLECTIVE ALLIES VS. VANDOOSIA

I PROPOSE AN ACTUAL RP

BUT IN OTHER WORLDS: THE GREAT FELZILLA OF FELOSLOVAKIA STOMPS ACROSS THE SHARED BORDER OF THE GLORIOUS COUNTRY AND VENDOOSIA, STOMPING ALL CIVILIANS IN IT'S PATH.
 
Re: THE COLLECTIVE ALLIES VS. VANDOOSIA

*smokes weed on the grass of Feloslavakia*
 
Hm. I think I'll be helping out the vandoosans on this one.