December is DICK MONTH

Diana

LOOK HOW CALM SHE IS
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ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
Genres
Romance, Supernatural, Fantasy, Thriller, Space Exploration, Slice of Life
REAL CONVERSATION IN THIS HOUSE.


Gibs: So what is the theme for December?

Diana: Huh, theme for what?

Gibs: The site.

Diana: Oh! We're taking a break until February.

Gibs: Psssh, can't even keep your shit together. *trollface*

Diana: Shuddup I lost half my staff! D:<

Gibs: You should just tell everyone it's DICK month.

Diana: ....Well I'll go ahead and just tell everybody that.

YOU HEARD HIM. DECEMBER IS OFFICIALLY DICK MONTH. THE FESTIVAL OF DICKS.
 
Every month is dick month.


IN MY PANTS!
 
Roleplays about private detectives. Yiss yiss.
 
With a 5 paragraph minimum post count done in the first person except when it suddenly switches to the second person and we all find out we were living in a nightmare.
 
Dick month? Xmas is at the end of that month, and I know just what gift to give.


Y'know, if the zombie thing doesn't happen before then.
 
It's not even December yet.

you guys are fucking hipsters.
 
No dick-themed layout for Dick month? :(

What about an RP full of dicks?

No? Nothing?
 
*facepalms* WHEN I RETURN, THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME CHANGES.
 
YOU LOST HALF YOUR STAFF BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN ON IT ANYMORE YOU WORKAHOLIC! LIKE THE WORLD IS GONNA IMPLODE IF THEY DON'T SHIT OUT SOME TOPIC EVERYDAY. OR AREN'T DOING SOME PROJECT IN THE ARTS AND CRAFTS ROOM.
 
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that being Staff somewhere meant you're supposed to piddle around with a shiny status and getting credit, glory, and booty kisses for doing absolutely nothing. >:[
 
Merry Disckmas to us all, then.

Now gingerly touch sword tips.