DEATH TO OUR RIVALS! D:<

Diana

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I've been out prowling and spying on the COMPETITION again. D:< I am seething with jealous at how they always get fresh new members to play with! Delicious newblings with new ideas! Lots of people to roleplay with! Choices! Everywhere!


So I've decided they must all be destroyed. We will PILLAGE AND BURN THEIR VILLAGES!

Now get your pitch forks and torches!
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
Why not just have covert ops & steal the new members?
 

Diana

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  1. Female
No! I have decided senseless murder and destruction is the only way! D:<
 
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Alarice

Guest
No! I have decided senseless murder and destruction is the only way! D:<

I do enjoy partaking of senseless murder and destruction of people who deserve it! Lead on, Diana! *holds up her torch!*
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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I'm just making a public service announcement: The Asshat Farm had an early bumper crop this year and is releasing them into the wild. You have been warned
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
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PILLAGE THE NEW MEMBERS AND RAPE THE FORUM. *sets fire to Iwaku World*
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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*Sets fire to Tegan's panties*
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
KILL THE ALIEN, BURN THE HERETIC, PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!!
 

MiraMirror

She's baaaaaack~
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Err...couldn't you just give me a link to our rivals, and see if I can't "coerce" them to join?
Unless you're scared I'll leave? =P
 

Asmodeus

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She's scared I'll leave.
 

Diana

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Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
NO ONE LEAVES. D:< LEAVING IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!
 
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Alarice

Guest
Rivals, enemies, friends ... As long as we get to torch another forum, I'm good with that!
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
This thread is why Paorou is no longer mod of Insanity.

















































Or so everyone KNOWS.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
SENSELESS VIOLENCE AND DESTRUCTION IS *NEVER* THE ANSWER!

Please, before it's too late....STOP~! *throws self in front of paler, prettier RPsite* I LOVE HIM!
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies