Death by Lolita, Goodbye Iwaku

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.


PART ONE

What do you think happens next?
 
I buy out your business and sell it to a porn site?
 
I then buy out Rory's porn site and turn it into a GAY porn site...where all the gay men are dressed as lolitas?
 
That'd only work for you Zyphie. And remember, we've barred you from crossdressing in RL.
 
It wouldn't be me! It'd be my "models" and "actors"
 
And then Humbert Humbert comes to take TK away as one of his nymphets.

FOR A YEAR.
 
PAOROU DECIDES TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY ALONE

FOREVER ALONE
 
PAOROU DECIDES TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY ALONE

FOREVER ALONE
 
Alone eh Pao? Well come on down to Zypher's homo lolita shop today where you can engage in fun and exciting "adventures" with any of our actors! Just off the corner of Insanity and Diana Boulevard
 
REALLY AND TRULY! It's the best whorehouse in Texas Iwaku!
 
Yeah...He can just go to Thailand for something like that.
 
Oh, and also, here's the next part