Day of Rage!

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I dunno who Rory is either.
 
What's Iwaku?
 
The trouble is... we don't know that Jack cares about us. He hasn't yet proved it through psychotic passion and abusive intervention in all aspects of the forum both microcosmically and macrocosmically.

Where are his lofty, over-ambitious mass roleplays?

Where are his sweeping and unnecessary structural changes?

Where is the complex, multi-level twelve-pronged trolling campaigns?

Where are the vindictive bannings and chauvanistic insults?

Where is the favourtism, the elitism, the rage, the moodswings, the suffocating expectation of the anally-retentive messiah complex?



Where is the love, Jack?

Where

Is

The

Love?


*throws petrol bombs in the Cbox while dodging sniper bullets*
 
You told me the moodswings had to go, so I scooped out my soul.
 
*Insert maniacal laughter here.*

YES!!! THIS IS THE SIGN I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

THE BLOOD OF AN AUTOCRAT MUST RUN FREE SO THE PLANS LAID OUT BY ARMAGEDDON'S ENGINEER MAY COME TO FRUITION!!!

JACK, OFFER YOUR LIFE TO ARMAGEDDON'S ENGINEER!!!

OFFER YOUR LIFE TO THE APOCALYPSE!!!

THE DAYS OF RUIN ARE NIGH UPON US!!!
 
.... If anyone so much as BLINKS in a way to make Jack feel unworthy, I will do very graphic and violent things =D
 
*Stares at Ryker*

The thread wouldn't be complete without gibbering insanity.
 
YOUR SACRIFICE WILL USHER IN THE DAYS OF RUIN, JACK!

WILL YOU NOT OFFER YOUR LIFE FOR SUCH A GLORIOUS EVENT AS THE ARRIVAL OF ARMAGEDDON'S ENGINEER?
 
*shoves asmo down the neverending stairs* Don't hate on Jack. >:(

>.>

*shoves arsenal down after asmo* You too.

>:P

*blows a raspberry at them* Pffbbbbbt!

*curls up on Jack's shoulder in mini-kitty form*
 
You told me the moodswings had to go, so I scooped out my soul.
I read that as Moonwings.

I never told him that... >__>


*begins widespread looting*
 
I can't be held responsible for your aging eyes.
 
I can't be held responsible for your aging eyes.

Sadly, the aging has gone further to his precious brain-system. Remember to address him with messages in CAPS LOCK from now on, that is the only way he will get a notion of what we say.

^_^
 
What was that? Something about caps lock?
 
Just chiming in to say that I absolutely do not support this, and I do not wish Jack Shade the best of luck. Also, I hope that he doesn't demonstrate strength, courage, resolve, and the ability to write lengthy paragraphs of pretentious schlock.

*ninjas away for another year of absence*
 
YOU CAME BACK LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A POORLY CONCEALED MESSAGE OF APPROVAL?!

DAMN YOU NINJA! DAMN YOU!
 
I blame Osama Bin Laden.

And drugs.

Drugs in the Nescafe.
 
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