David DeCoteau's 1313 [Trigger Warning: Do Not Click if Offended by Abs and Painfully White Briefs]

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Astaroth, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. Do you like horror? Do you like men in briefs? THEN THIS IS THE FILM SERIES FOR YOU! David DeCoteau's Boxer Briefs Horror includes such cinema jewels as 1313: Haunted Frat, 1313: Actor -Slash- Model, and 1313: Cougar Cult.



    Described as "thrillers for girls", most of these titles are available through Redbox or on Netflix instant video.
     
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  2. Cougar Cult? They made a movie about Diana?
     
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  3. Obviously, this is gonna be a terrible terrible B-Movie.

    But does the poor acting, poor special effects, and poor editing deter me from those good lookin boys runnin around in briefs?

    Definitely not.

    Oh, be still, my heart. <3
     
  4. I am trying to make sense of the thing I just watched and I am failing on so many levels. Either this is a ridiculously well-done parody, or I will lose my faith in films forever. Not that I have too much faith in them, mind you.
     
  5. You guys should check out the Witches of Breastwick.

    Similar theme. Possibly the same house.