Dating in the 1980s

Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
 
O_O
 
I have a feeling that dude in the viking costume got so much whoopie. I heard he has 11 children by 3 women.
 
SCARY MUSTACHE MAN. DANGER.

and then....

BLOND SCARY MUSTACHE CREEPER.

AND THEN...

Young Ron Jeremy?!?

So much danger...

But then the end, so many of them were all "d'awww".

Except the really specific bigot who didn't want hamster dates. That was weird. What is hamster slang for? Anything?
 
I think he was referring to people who like to insert hamsters into their anus.

WHO IS THE GODDESS?

A WOMAN. ALL WOMEN. LOOK AT MY FINGERLESS GLOVES.
 
​Well now.....um.....yeah.....that was....idk Lol.
 
All those poor women....v.v
 
They didn't have much to pick from. Poor women :c Stuck with those weirdos
 
Wait, you expect to believe me that the world existed before the internet? You expect to believe me that there was such a thing as dating before internet dating sites were invented? Heresy!
 
Oh my... I hope these guys guys got laid at least once... They're so weird... It's cute and scary at the same time T^T
 
Do you like cats?

DO I WE HAVE THE PERFECT MATCH FOR YOU! DEBBIE STEP ON DOWN AND CALL THIS GUY!
 
DAMNIT RORY.

I WAS A TEENAGER IN THE 90s.
 
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