Dat Commercial

[Stacisaur]

I hope it makes yours too. <3

And,
yes,
the entire scene is real, and actually happened.

Baby Resumes are living creatures that feel neglect.
Adopt yours today.
<3

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[Ekaetriana]

I just jizzed in my pants.


Too bad I already have a tech job on the way. Suckers.

 

[DawnsLight]

I want a tech job now. o_o Is there anything baking-related in technology? That's about my entire skillset.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

Staci doesn't even want the job.





She just wants job alerts. All day.

 

[Stacisaur]

:D But all I has is a flip phone.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.