DARKNESS FOOLED IT

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
In this alternative Insanity thread, we'll talk about those poor misguided people who actually think Darkness is a hostile homophobe with no social graces.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
IN REALITY HE'S AN ELOQUENT FUN-LOVING GAY.

YOU DERPS.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
In reality, Darkness is really a woman with long flowing hair. She acts like a smart ass young man, because of issues she had with her mother.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
The REAL Darkness is a sweet young man that runs an adoption house for lost kittens and takes them to cheer up old people. :D
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
In reality, one of Darkness' latest acts of humanity is being one of the main contributors to this years gay-pride parade in Caracas.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
What really happens in real life is he jacks off to Bruno and Too Wong Foo and cries.
 
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Darkness

Guest
It hurts my feelings you people say this kind of stuff about me.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
AND BOWLIN'
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
No. It isn't. It's all ham sandwiches and mustard.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Darkness is wonderful man who is similar to a bunny. Soft and cuddly, and will probably die from a heart attack.
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
No, Darkness. YOU'RE the sensitive and loving little sister that we never had.

And then Darkness was Sakura.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Except always wearing black.