DARKNESS FOOLED IT

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. In this alternative Insanity thread, we'll talk about those poor misguided people who actually think Darkness is a hostile homophobe with no social graces.
     
  2. IN REALITY HE'S AN ELOQUENT FUN-LOVING GAY.

    YOU DERPS.
     
  3. In reality, Darkness is really a woman with long flowing hair. She acts like a smart ass young man, because of issues she had with her mother.
     
  4. The REAL Darkness is a sweet young man that runs an adoption house for lost kittens and takes them to cheer up old people. :D
     
  5. In reality, one of Darkness' latest acts of humanity is being one of the main contributors to this years gay-pride parade in Caracas.
     
  6. What really happens in real life is he jacks off to Bruno and Too Wong Foo and cries.
     
  7. It hurts my feelings you people say this kind of stuff about me.
     
  8. AND BOWLIN'
     
  9. THIS THREAD IS ALL GUTS NO GLOOORYYYYYYY
     
  10. No. It isn't. It's all ham sandwiches and mustard.
     
  11. NO PAIN NO GAIN
     
  12. NO SLAIN NO STAIN
     
  13. Darkness is wonderful man who is similar to a bunny. Soft and cuddly, and will probably die from a heart attack.
     
  14. No, Darkness. YOU'RE the sensitive and loving little sister that we never had.

    And then Darkness was Sakura.
     
  15. Except always wearing black.
     
  16. And, you know, with a penis.
     
  17. A chainsaw penis.

    And then he was Christian Bale.
     
  18. MISTLETAIN KICK?