Palms sweating, leg tapping, and mouth dry Keith sat in the plastic school chair they gave him to sit in. How inconsiderate of me. Why couldn't I have come in second and not given a speech...
Keith sighed as he badgered himself mentally as he sat back in his chair trying to get comfortable. Keith never wrote a speech in the 2 months he was sure he would be Valedictorian. When it came down to the wire his mother wrote him one; it was 7 pages long. Her speech was about thanking the teachers for helping him learn, the students for giving me a great Senior year, and the counselors for working with him. His mother's speech painted his academic career as a joyous experience in as many ways as it could. The truth was far from that children's story.
He learned on his own, reading college level books he purchased on his own, only paying attention to the teacher to not be rude. He was regularly made fun of by most students as he had skipped junior and freshman years and thus was younger, new, and an easy target. He counted his words in school. Some days he could still count on one hand the words he said, and that was usually due to teachers asking him a question. Most days it was 10 to 50 words, but it was always higher than average when his mother dropped him off before school early enough for him to play chess in the library. School was a treacherous gauntlet for him, One not yet over. The last test being his speech as valedictorian.
The salutatorian introducing him sprung Keith from his thoughts. With a high pitched tone and a slight lisp the sleight hispanic girl said, "And now the KID who gets 100's on everything... Keith Thhhheee.... How do I say his middle name? Someone off to the side says it wrong to her as Keith murmurs, " The z is silent." under his breath. His mother, like a cruel god giving someone a sleight deformation, put a z in his middle name "as is family tradition". The apparent thought process of some forefather being that said z is not pronounced and it thus brought character to the name. With it really just being a running joke to anyone who finds out about it. " Keith Thza Lia Porter" rang out over the speakers. Keith's heart sank at the ensuing laughter. It was hard for him to stand up with his stomach feeling as though full of mercury, but worse were the 100's of expectant eyes turning to him, sticking him to the uncomfortable plastic chair they had him sit in. The salutatorian sat back down in her chair next to him and after 5 awkward seconds commanded Keith," GO!" under her breath. Keith's legs stood up without his consent as if some kind of self defense reaction that looked reminiscent of Graf Orlok. And now I have to go up there. Keith walked up to the microphone straight backed and stiff legged. His Adams apple some where near his navel and his throat had some sort of kitchen sponge in it. As he looked over the crowd Keith had an epiphany. After the party tomorrow I won't have to see any of these people again. The school paper already released that he was the only student going to MIT. Just be polite and there's only one more chance for bad things.
Sweat beaded on his forehead as the lights hit his face and anxiety tickled his spine. "I LOVE YOU BABY!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!" came screeching from the stands followed by the piercing sound of a air-horn. Keith looked up at his ridiculous eccentric mother waving with both arms from the stands as police go up to relieve her of the canister. Oh my god I'm going to die. Keith looked down at the very nice pair of boots his mother bought him for this occasion and mustered all the charisma he could. He leaned down to the microphone and bashed himself in the eye receiving a cacophony of laughter and cheers from his peers. The principal walked over and adjusted the mic for Keith, patting the boy on the back before sitting down. Keith was about to vomit from it all, with the only thing stopping him being the embarrassment it would result in.
"H...hi" boomed out over the now dead silence. "I know my academic career hasn't been as long as some. B-but it has still been a long road to come so far for all of us. For most of us this will be the last time we see each other, so look around, these are the people you grew up with. you didn't grow up with them by choice, and whether you like them or not they helped mold you into the person you currently are. However this day marks the beginning of our adult lives. Tomorrow when you wake up you will be a legal adult with a certificate that shows your diligence all these years." There was murmuring and laughter coming from his classmates at his wording as Keith swallowed his dry throat, preparing himself somehow. He was mostly saying random sentences his mother had written. I'm not doing as bad as I thought I would. There was one good line from his mother, he liked the way it sounded so he used it, "I would like to thank everyone that ever helped me, and I'm sorry for not getting to know most of you." The only people he was really thanking was the nurse, his mother, and himself so the beginning wasn't really insincere, But the resulting pause he took thinking about the second half was taken by the principal as the end of his speech.
He almost collapsed into his chair with an immense feeling of relief washing over him.
Done.