Cute Profanity

[Torack]

I usually say son of a biscuit in replacement for the obvious.

As for sh%^ I use Ish instead

 

[Fijoli]

My mongolian grandfather used to say weird stuff instead of cursing

like

shim bunk
tumble bumper
friggle snips
zook
baringa furt

I still don't know what any of these mean or stand for but he would always make me laugh when he enthusiastically said them

and anyone he thought was crazy he called them all

looney toones

8D​

 

[Mittens83]

Son of a bee sting! <- because those mofos HURT.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

I don't generally bother to be cute about swearing, myself, but my mother used to call my father a mother-trucker. Ha.