Let's not have a "my penis beats yours" contest regarding weaponry. I'm going to play with some of that in my opening post. Which! Once my roommate proofreads for me because of the fight I've put in it, because I'm not as good with focusing on that kind of detailing, will be posted! I'm sorry it's taken me so long, because I'm sure you've been waiting hardcore for it. >< But I do have it typed up and ready, I just want it proofed.
Thank you for the patience. Hopefully in an hour I can have it posted.