Crimvale Keep

[Asmodeus]

*starts sawing through the rope*

 

[Charlie]

I'm sorry! I wasn't getting updates on alerts or anything for this! Posting now.

 

[unanun]

Next time use phonebooks Asmodeus. They won't leave bruises for CPS.

 

[fatalrendezvous]

If you think phonebooks don't leave bruises, you haven't been hit hard enough by a phonebook.

 

[unanun]

Shaddup, clearly you've never watched TPB!!

 

[Tegan]

Can I be a level 10 vegan than? It means I can't eat anything with a shadow.

Ahahahahahaha!


I liked Trans-American, too.

 

[Tegan]

And you're all casuals at this no bruises thing.

You need a sack of oranges.

Or a tube sock of loose change. Ok that will leave a bruise, but it will teach 'em who's boss.


LORN'S PARENTING TIPS

 

[E.T.]

I like the good old fashioned cigarette burn myself

 

[unanun]

;_;

 

[Charlie]

Speaking from experience the best way to get bruises is pole dancing...

Large photo

-This was after one night, may I add...

Or even a regular spanking...

 

[Tegan]

OK, next time one of the young'ns gets too big for their breeches, we'll make them dance on the Punishment Pole.



"HERO UP! SEXY DOWN! AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!"

 

[Hecatoncheires]

*In the not too distant future, Ina-Oster weeps openly whilst they attempt to pole dance, as Lorn looks on screaming "MAKE IT SEXIER BITCH"*

 

[unanun]

Oh sure, make the elf do it. RACIST.

 

[Charlie]

Muaha

 

[unanun]

People who know me may note that the image I used is labelled ina11.

Heh. Numbers.

 

[Tegan]

You've seen my Pinterest account.



I cannot judge you.

 

[Charlie]

Tetanus has pint rest?! Link me! *is queen of pinning*

 

[Astaroth]

What the fuck am I doing here?

 

[Hecatoncheires]

JOINING.

 

[Asmodeus]

Da fuq?