Crimvale Keep

[E.T.]

What's this! Your ET is evolving!

Congratulations your ET has evolved into a Jackass.

ET now knows the move Spam Bot.

 

[unanun]

I'm a level 10 transgender. If I remember the rules right, at level 11 I get a free sex change.

 

[E.T.]

Can I be a level 10 vegan than? It means I can't eat anything with a shadow.

 

[Asmodeus]

You can be a Level 10 GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY THREAD!

 

[Kooriryu]

I'm gonna be a level 10 werecamel.

That's also a bard.

 

[E.T.]

How many spells does that come with?

 

[Kooriryu]

All that matters is that my saliva is magic.

 

[Asmodeus]

As you can see, Cerulean's given the plot a nudge.

As well as checking on Torrim's old home, we're also escorting a Negative Energy amulet back to a member of his church who can safely dispose of it.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

That, or Lorn is gonna jackal it.

 

[Zen]

Ah yes, Lorn's tendency to give everyone nicknames. I wonder what Sasami's will be.

 

[Tegan]

That, or Lorn is gonna jackal it.

JACKAL EVERYTHING

 

[Asmodeus]

Aww man! Harker got out of jail?

>:[

 

[Cerulean]

Ah yes, Lorn's tendency to give everyone nicknames. I wonder what Sasami's will be.

I'm gonna go with Divine Boner.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

You really thought they could keep a giant sharkman locked up?

 

[Asmodeus]

*adds the first character to the Enemy tab*

 

[E.T.]

15 years ago? You guys are inciting some intense grudges.

 

[unanun]

I'm lost. I'm going to make up an enemy to give us all common ground.

(How much freedom should we take? Are you da big bad GM?)

 

[Asmodeus]

*slaps Unanun*

Just interact. I've got the immediate future covered.

*slaps Unanun again*





...






*beats the fuck out of Unanun*





*cries*



You're doing fine. Just interact. We're on a giant's table, and Torrim's about to meet someone.

 

[Cerulean]

Is it a special someone?

 

[fatalrendezvous]

I'll throw a post together for Crimvale sometime today/tonight.

Sorry for the delay!