Corrupted Wish



Original poster
I found this game and thought it would be interesting.


One player makes a wish, the next player grants it in a bad way.

Ex: I wish I could go swimming in the ocean.
Granted, but you get stung by a jelly fish.

So sound easy enough? Let's get started.

I wish I could go snowboarding.
Sure thing, kid.
'Cept, you fell over a rock along the way, then tumbled down in a comical manner to the bottom, dodging a bunch of passerby snowboarders, and meeting with a tree face first.
This sent you into a hospital, with a coma for five years. :D !! YAAAY.

I wish to meet Johnny Depp.
Granted ^^
You meet Johnny Depp but he kills you with a knife without any reason.

I wish I was in japan :D
Granted. You get to go to Japan but when you get there the whole place loses power and zombies arise so you have to fight your way back home. ^.^

I wish I was a famous singer.
But your fans split your body in two when they fight about who you should be with.

I wish I could use magic :D
you use fire ball a burn your family.

I wish I had a corrupt wish :D
*Sees note that says 'on vacation'* No no wish for you!
To see my angel again one last time.
Done, but you complete forget who they are as soon as you see them.

I wish for a fiery hellfire to consume me! CORUPT THAT!
Granted, the hellfires consume you with little smiley faces on the flames, and as they consume you, they sing nursery rhymes.

I wish for a unicorn.
Okay but it turns you into smoke and you can never move again and if someone touches you, you kill them instantly. C:
Edit: Fail. It eats you then craps rainbows on the remands. Awww it loves you so much.
I wish to go to Hell and visit Satan to ask him something.
Granted but he kicks you into heaven.

I was for non-corruptible wish.
Okay. Nothing happens. C:
I wish I had a true good friend.
Granted. Your One true friend is controling, jealous, all consuming monster of a person who kills anyone else who dares to even talks to you because they are afraid of losing you.

I wish for Eternal War!
But I'm pregnant with your child.

I wish I had more time.
Granted. You are pregant for 30 months

I wish for Chocolate Rain
Granted but your acne becomes unbearable >.<

I wish I was scuba diving.
granted, but it breaks when you're so far down in the water so you drown before you can get up to the surface

I wish I had ten cats :D
Granted but the are tigers that hate humans and eat you alive.

I wish I can have my friend back.
wish granted but your friend loves you so much she suffacate you with her hugs

I wish I had chocolate
Granted but it is extremely dark, and so bitter your brain cannot cope and you die.

I wish I could cope.