Corrupt a Wish

Your wish has been granted and it enslaves the entire human population.

I wish to repeat the same day over and over again with no way to die.
 
Granted, but soon you get sick of it.

I wish it was always nighttime.
 
Congrats, the sun never shines and due to this lack of sunshine, plants die, which kills the rabbits that starves the foxes, that overfeed the vultures and eventually Earth becomes a barren wasteland.

I wish for a angle.
 
Granted, but all you get for an angle is an unending line of right angles, acute angles, and obtuse angles in math books.

I wish I was in the woods.
 
You are now a tree getting cut down in the woods and are made into a couch.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.
 
Congrats you are a fish. Too bad you weren't in water and are now dead.

I wish my hair was perfect ALL the time.
 
Granted, but the grant of your wish malfunctioned, along with the perfect hair.

I wish I was a dragon.
 
Congrats, you are a dragon... before you are killed by the dragon.

I wish for a musical about the Devil.
 
Granted, but after the musical, the Devil takes the souls of everyone present.

I wish I was asleep.
 
Congrats, we gave you knock out gas. Too bad you are allegoric and can never wake up again.

I wish for a bunny.
 
You got one, expect it bites and is allergic to you.

I wish for ... nothing.
 
You get nothing.

I wish for the next two wishes to NOT be granted.
 
Granted, but they just got granted by accident.

I wish I had a cat.
 
Your wish has been denied due to a prior disagreement with management.

I wish for a happy puppy.
 
Granted, but the puppy ends up being a mad one.

I wish I was literally on top of the world.
 
Due to our policy, we put you on top of a globe. Enjoy.

I wish for Monster Blood.
 
Granted, but a monster drinks it all.

I wish I owned an ocean.