Corrupt-A-Wish 2

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Granted they are all fake though.

I wish there was an end so I can get to my cake
 
Granted. Although, the only means to an end is your death. Your cake can be buried with you.

I wish I could be happier with my life.
 
Granted for 1 second

I wish that I didn't wish for cake and start again so I can be alive again
 
Granted, but this creates an infinite time loop where you are doomed to forever live and die constantly.

I wish a tablet PC.
 
Granted but you know it's not going to work

I wish the doctor will come and help me get out of this mess
 
Granted, except then the daleks come along and ruin everything.

I wish for another year of life.
 
Granted, except you will be bleeding from your eyes constantly.

I wish I could go on a vacation.
 
Granted. You go on vacation to Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, the most violent place on earth.

I wish that my crush would stop being shy and ask me to go out on a date with him.
 
Granted but its the worst date ever

I wish I had super hugs which will make everyone and thing peaceful
 
Granted, but they also make people bleed out of their pores.

I wish I wasn't so shy.
 
Granted, but your only company is zombies.

I wish to have virtual reality become real.
 
Granted. Aaaaand a level 90 paladin just chopped your head off.

I wish for the answer to life.
 
Granted, but you forget it almost immediately.

I wish I wished for a better wish.
 
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Granted, but you forget it almost immediately.

I wish I wished for a better wish.
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Granted, you wished for world peace at the price of you becoming the devil's servant for all eternity.

I wish for some more ink cartridges for my pen.
 
Granted it's invisable ink

I wish for a none corrupt wish
 
Granted. You don't get a wish.

I wish that I had no responsibilities, without anyone dying or the end of the world or me dying.
 
Granted, you are now fully paralyzed and your family is forever burdened to feed, bath, and clothe you while you just sit there unable to move at all. But hey, no responsibilities, right?

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
 
Granted, but it becomes bright and full of life in but a few moments, dashing your hopes for corruption.

I wish I could fly a kite without that damned tree killing it.
 
Granted, it's now damned birds which kill it.

I wish for everyone in this thread to be happy. ^.^
 
Granted!
Everybody gets exactly what they want only to realize in ten seconds they didn't really want it in the first place.

I wish I had a clone who could go to work for me.
 
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