Corrupt-A-Wish 2

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welp. One thing left to do.

Granted, a multiverse full of the true you is now fighting over that coffee.

I wish for a nine iron.
 
Levont said:
welp. One thing left to do.

Granted, a multiverse full of the true you is now fighting over that coffee.

I wish for a nine iron.
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Granted. You get nine tonnes of iron. On your head.

Here it goes...

I wish for a coffee with these qualities:
-It's ideal temperature (lukewarm)
-It's ideal taste (black, really strong)
-It's not dangerous to my health or well-being in any way whatsoever
-It's it's in my very normal china mug, with the mug being on my desk in front of me
-It magically can not spill, yet it is not covered or stopping me from drinking it in any way
-There is another coffee to fill the cup to 1 cm from the top of the mug
-Nobody and nothing can taint, drink, destroy, or affect my coffee in any way without my permission
-I can safely drink the coffee when I desire to
-It instantly destroys all threats to me when created
-Brings me back to life from the dalek attack when created
-Makes me immune to Bad Events when I drink it
-It's 100% real, and not part of my or anybody else's imagination
-I, and only I, can destroy parts of the mug if I want to
-It's physically and logically possible for me to drink it
-No doppelgangers can drink it, only the ONE true me can
 
Granted. By the way, did you know that oxygen is actually quite toxic? It's the reason divers and so tend to mix in other gases in scuba tanks instead of using pure oxygen. Not to mention it being a crucial ingredient in all fires. In other words, oxygen can easily be defined as a threat. Therefore, to fulfill the wording of your wish, all oxygen, being a potential threat to you, has now been destroyed.

I wish for my Sylveon to be a she :P.
 
neobullseye said:
Granted. By the way, did you know that oxygen is actually quite toxic? It's the reason divers and so tend to mix in other gases in scuba tanks instead of using pure oxygen. In other words, oxygen cean be defined as a threat. According to the wording of your wish, all oxygen, being a potential threat to you, has now been destroyed.

I wish for my Sylveon to be a she :P.
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Your Sylveon is now a she. She still want to rape you though.

If I don't get my coffee soon...well...I'll give up! XD

I wish for a coffee with these qualities:
-It's ideal temperature (lukewarm)
-It's ideal taste (black, really strong)
-It's not dangerous to my health or well-being in any way whatsoever
-It's it's in my very normal china mug, with the mug being on my desk in front of me
-It magically can not spill, yet it is not covered or stopping me from drinking it in any way
-There is another coffee to fill the cup to 1 cm from the top of the mug
-Nobody and nothing can taint, drink, destroy, or affect my coffee in any way without my permission
-I can safely drink the coffee when I desire to
-It instantly destroys all threats to me when created, unless I need those threats to stay alive
-Brings me back to life from the dalek attack when created
-Makes me immune to Bad Events when I drink it
-It's 100% real, and not part of my or anybody else's imagination
-I, and only I, can destroy parts of the mug if I want to
-It's physically and logically possible for me to drink it
-No doppelgangers can drink it, only the ONE true me can
 
Granted, your coffee is here, but it's currently be experimented on due to some unknown ingredients that is in said coffee to make it ideal.

That being said, your coffee will revolutionize how coffee is made.

I wish for a robot.
 
Levont said:
Granted, your coffee is here, but it's currently be experimented on due to some unknown ingredients that is in said coffee to make it ideal.

That being said, your coffee will revolutionize how coffee is made.

I wish for a robot.
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Mmmm...I think I can live with that. The coffee trials are over :D! Onto your wish...

Granted. You get a robot. A very nice, helpful robot. Perfect, in fact. Just as you wanted. But. Oh yes, there's a but (or a butt? XD). That robot? Its...
[spoili] You're father [/spoili]
Go and contemplate on the meaning of your life now.

I wish for... a cup of tea XD
 
Giving up on coffee?

Granted, You get a stuffed with tea bags.

I wish for a robotic version of neobullseye
 
Granted. You get a robotic neon bull's eye.

I wish for a wish upon a star.
 
Granted. Note that you have to look directly at the star with your naked eyes while you're making your wish. Also, the star you get to wish on is the sun.

I wish for my life to become more difficult.
 
Granted, you now have the IQ of a newborn and an anvil hanging from your neck.

I wish it could be a little bit cooler. (Never thought I'd wish for that in England)
 
ProjectONI616 said:
Granted, you now have the IQ of a newborn and an anvil hanging from your neck.

I wish it could be a little bit cooler. (Never thought I'd wish for that in England)
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(Know how you feel) Granted, it- namely me- is now cooler.

I wish that I could access the internet using just my mind.
 
Granted. Sadly for you, your mind gets attacked by a worm when you visit a less-appropriate site, leaving you as a braindead husk.

I wish for better antivirus software.
 
Granted, your antivirus software is better at giving you viruses.

I wish I was more resistant to getting ill.
 
Granted. As we all know, dead people can't get sick. Therefore, causing your death would be the most effective way to increase your resistance against illnessess. Now, how do you wish to die?

I wish I knew the answer to the above question.
 
Granted, but it freaks you out so.much you get amnesia and forget it.

I wish for a super awesome super power.
 
Granted. Your ability is to leap over tall buildings like gravity never existed. Unfortunately, the first time you jump you do not stop past the atmosphere and end up alone and airless in outer space.

I wish I could always reset my health to perfect condition so I can instantly cure any disease or injury I get, never grow old past my prime, and still look and feel great after an all-nighter.
 
Granted but all your friends and family grow old 20 times faster.

I wish for cake

(Please don't let it be a lie)
 
Granted. However, to get that cake, you have to get through a deadly obstacle course set by a robot who wants only to watch you die.

I wish for the ideal man.
 
Granted but he has one day to live

I wish for a portal gun to get through my obstacles easier
 
Granted. But the obstacles are numerously endless.

I wish for a hundred dollars.
 
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