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The Murrstress
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You just became an ADMIN

Now, what are you going to do for Iwaku?

What if Diana or other staff ever asked you to take care of Iwaku? How would you respond?
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I'd ask if I can make business cards. Those make me feel important.

...yesssss. Businesssss cardsssss.
I would have a party...with lots of large party trays.
Huh what are you talking about? I'm already an Admin.
...Me? and ADMIN!? don't be ridiculous!


I'd probably be doing what I do now, giving my opinion on matters and just trying to make the site as pleasurable for all involved without too much fuss.
"make me a sandwich."

There would be blood.

Total fucking war.
Get fired all the time like Orochi.

And leave little gags & pranks hidden around the site like easter eggs.
That won't happen. I won't accept it and neither would anyone else, thankfully.

Even so, if I were admin, I'd cut all my shit and start acting like a respectable site admin. Oh, I'd bring respect back to the admin position *coughs and glances at Diana*

P.S. By "cut all my shit" I don't mean my penis. I can practically see you all jumping at that one.

...sorry, kinda got giddy at the thought.
I'd shut this place down just to get angry emails from you gays.
I'd force staff members to actually do work, make plans for Iwaku's future so it will live for the long-term and not just handle what's going on today, and continue the tradition of love and care hidden under the guide of sarcasm and offensive jokes!

...oh wait..... D: