CHRISTMAS HANUKAH HOLIDAY THREAAD

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Darkness

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SO YEAH GUYS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, WELL WISHES, ALL THAT SHIT.

ASMODEUS, DON'T GET PHILOSOPHICAL, GET DRUNK.

WMD, DON'T GET... NO WAIT, JUST GET DRUNK, NEVERMIND.

XINDARIS? YOU'RE OKAY MAN, IT'S OKAY TO BE A FURRY.

DIANA UHHHHH....NOPE, NOTHING, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

ANYWAY I'M RUNNING OUT OF PEOPLE AND SHIT.

Oh yeah, Rory, nice holidays or whatever you do, I know it's cooler because you have like a week for getting drunk out of your ass and playing dress up with other grown men.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS.

GOD DAMN I'M HIGH, BYEEEEEEEEEE
 

Hydronine

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS DARKNESS!
 
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PattyPixie

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YOU FORGOT KWANZAA.
BLACK PEOPLE LIKE RPING TOO.
IN THEORY.
 
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Darkness

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YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. I TRIED TO GET DRUNK WITH A CHICK AND HER SISTER BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE NEVER GOT DRUNK.

I MEAN IT, SHE NEVER GOT DRUNK, BITCH HAD LIKE, HALF A GLASS OF VODKA WITH ORANGE JUICE AND SHE WAS ALL "WOOOOOOOO" ABOUT THE PLACE, NOT DIANA STYLE BUT SHE'S MORE MILD IN THAT SENSE.

AS IT TURNS OUT, HER SISTER IS A BETTER PERSON, SILLY ME, THINKING WITH MY PENIS BEFORE THINKIN WITH MY USEFUL HEAD.

SOME FAGGOT KID GOT DRUNK AND PUKED, I HAVE A FEELING SOMEONE IS GOING TO TRY AND PIN IT ON ME, FUCK THAT SHIT, IT'S THEIR PROBLEM IF THEY GOT DRUNK.

AND FUCK YEAH KWANZAA WOOHOOOO

WAIT DO BUDHIST CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS? OR IS THAT SHIT WITH THE NEW YEAR'S EVE IN LIKE JUNE OR WHATEVER?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT FIRECRACKERS IN HERE? YOU DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE REAL SHOTS OR JUST PEOPLE HAVING FUN.

OHHH YEAH THERE WAS A REAL ONE.

ANYWAY I'M GOING TO BED BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SHIT, BUT THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M NOT WEARING MY GLASSES.

ANYWAY, YEAH GUYS, SEE YOU, I'LL MAKE ANOTHER THREAD FOR NEW YEAR TOO, ONLY I'LL PUT UP MUSIC IN IT.

G'BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 

Blind Hemingway

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God Bless Dorkness and his ever lulzie posts under the influence of whatever shit he huffs.
 

Torsty

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I wanna get drunk in a hot place during christmase too.

Take me there, Darky.
 
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Darkness

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Meh, I was with a thick black hoodie, downing vodka with orange juice, and a tiny little bit of marihuanna, wasn't hot.

Then again I live in the 15th floor, empty house, open windows, yadda yadda.

Man I'm so never getting drunk with women again, fuck THAT shit, only bros above 15 from now on, turns out it can be a tad too early to drink.

And the heat comes in the morning, ohhh boy how does it get to ya.
 
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Paorou-sama

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lol Darkness.

Christmas was wholesome for me.

Good eatin's this year; Paella, Pasta, Italian style Roast Chicken, Canelloni... A Mediterranean feast actually.
 
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Darkness

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HOLY SHIT NIGGER

PAELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shit man, I'm not even high, I just fucking love paella.
OM NOM NOM NOM SHRIMPS AND SEASONED RICE OM NOM NOM NOM
 

Asmodeus

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I had roast beef, brussel sprouts, mashed turnip and yorkshire puddings. A glass of sherry before the meal, then bread and butter pudding with custard and after-eight mints.