He's a high school mastermind. He has the power to bend wills. He lost a running race to Little Bo Peep. In the blue corner, we have... LELOUCH VI BRITANNIA He's delightfully insane. He's a Timelord. He was prime minister at one point, but then he wasn't. In the red corner, we have... THE MASTER (JOHN SIMM) Remember, this isn't about who would win in a fight - it's about who you think is the better character. Also, that is a delicious pun in the title. Don't you dare tell me otherwise.