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Metris and Zahra...
...survivors of a planet torn apart by lunar disintegration. Our spunky duo have escaped the destruction of their home thanks to The Scarab, a teeny-tiny shuttle built (mostly by Zahra, but also a possessed clockwork insect) in the final hours of Armageddon.
Now the feisty lovers have one mission: to follow the trail of the Heralds.
These mysterious aliens passed over their home in the days before its destruction, and rescued a select few "pure souls", including Metris's vampire mother, Morvasta. But while the 1% were saved, the rest were abandoned.
Apparently, this is something the Heralds do. Countless planets. Countless people left behind after encounters with angels, advanced tech, and funky monkeys.
They are dicks.
Awful, awful dicks.
Now Metris and Zahra are set to board The Harlequin: a luxury space liner where the Heralds hold outrageous parties with the rescued interplanetary elite. They will use the cover of an ion storm to fool the Harlequin's sensors.
As it turns out... they're not the only ones to have this idea. A second ship is on its way, crewed by survivors from another planet the Heralds left behind.
The best party in the galaxy is about to get crashed by the worst people in the galaxy. And perhaps Metris will get to punch her mom...