Character Gossip

Ooooh, Coffee and Asmo? *sits back with some popcorn and a camera*
 
SEE!? GREATNESS!
 
*Huggles Tegan and murrs in her ear*

It's ok, m'dear...

TEGAN AND PSYCHOSIS
 
If it must be. . . -_- But I better be properly seduced! I only drink the finest of Armenian perfumes.
 
IS IT ME OR OTHER THAN THE TEGAN/PSY SEXING HERE, THERE ARE TOO MANY GUYS IN THE ORGIES.
 
OK! FINE!

FEL/TEGAN/ASMO/PSY/COFFEE/SAKURA!

THERE!
 
...I refuse to be involved in porn involving Sakura. No offense- just, the idea makes me feel like a pedophile. *shudders*
 
Trying to corrupt sakura over to the deep end in one go are we TK?
 
Trance Kitsune said:
AWW COME ON!

Ok, I got it!

COFFEE AND ASMO!
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No one's supposed to mention it outside of chats.



Trance Kitsune said:
OK! FINE!

FEL/TEGAN/ASMO/PSY/COFFEE/SAKURA!

THERE!
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It suddenly makes sense now...

Ryker/Arsenal and TK are actually members of CLAMP! Just combine their styles and it becomes clear that their personas are both false identities based in some loopy Japanese caricature of Americans.

Coming from Texas of all places?
A gun-loving military enthusiast?
TK's complicated history?

It all sounds like the work ofr writers who didin't know when to hold back, doesn't it? All smoke and mirrors! Ryker's just their idea of how Clow Reed would end up if he'd lived in America!

Fess up! It's over. Now quit being lazy and finish the X/1999 manga for us!
 
*locks Coffee in a closet with Asmodeus and goes to the monitor to watch them from the hidden camera*
 
*joins psy at the monitor with a large bowl of popcorn*
 
*wanders in from back room and sits next to psy, watching the monitor as well, stealing some of karsikan's popcorn*
 
*starts eroding Coffee's personality till he becomes a mindless peon with no contrary opinions to the Asmologue*
 
Asmo, it'd be a lot more interesting if you re-wrote that to include some euphemisms. *pouts*
 
Oh, yes! Yeah! Just like that. Ver-effing-batim, baby! Yeah... Baby, I agree. After all, you're so convincing when you do me like that. Argue me down. Argue me down, baby. Down. Lower. OH! I... I... think... I think I'm gonna concur! I'm gonna concur! Concurringgggg! Ooh! Yes! Yes! Yes! I agree! Strongly agree! Very strongly! Affirmative, captain! Affirmative! Affirm--AH!

*collapses in his restraints*

*opens an eye* Please. Totally faked it. :P
 
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