Chaos, I have some bad news for you....

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
It'll only make sense to him. Trust me on this, or unless you are a FSN fan.
 
Then we know it did its job, properly.
 
I'm so confused.
 
It's okay.

I had Subway for lunch.
 
Pao is just jealous, because he didn't loose weight like Jared did.
 
Pao and Jared have a lot in common, they are both sexually ambiguous.
 
In addition to having more loose skin than an old folks home.
 
HE CHOOSES TO BE AN ANTI-WEEABOO WEEABOO.

For this was revealed by Orochi.
 
KEEP GOING BACK THE WAY YOU CAME. IF YOU REMAIN LOST, USE GOOGLE MAPS.
 
IF THAT DOSEN'T HELP SHOOT A DEER AND WAIT FOR PETA...THEN SHOOT THEM!!!
 
It's okay Nic, we have rehabilitation and intensive psycho therapy already in place to help you recover.