Cereal

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Blueberry

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Life is like a box of cereal. You always know what you're gonna get. Unless it's a cockroach. Then you'll be unpleasantly surprised.
 
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​But, what if it's sexy?
 
I'm super cereal right now.
 
He's also a serialcereal killer.
 
If there's a cockroach in it....?

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That's how you solve that problem.
Bon appetit, dears!
 
This one time a cockroach came into my room at night and I thought it was my cat scratching at the door because it was making this weird scratching noise. Anyway, I get up and open the door and no cat is there. Then I turn around to get into my bed kinda scared (I am a wimp) and I step on it... with my bare foot. It was rather disgusting.
 
This one time a cockroach came into my room at night and I thought it was my cat scratching at the door because it was making this weird scratching noise. Anyway, I get up and open the door and no cat is there. Then I turn around to get into my bed kinda scared (I am a wimp) and I step on it... with my bare foot. It was rather disgusting.

Such is the life of an Iwakuan Footsoldier.


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Oh dear! It is dangerous being a blueberry.
 
and not to mention diseases that would make Papa Nurgle vomit in disgust.