Cereal

[Blueberry]

Life is like a box of cereal. You always know what you're gonna get. Unless it's a cockroach. Then you'll be unpleasantly surprised.

 

[Stacisaur]

​But, what if it's sexy?

 

[Stacisaur]

Annnd if that never works:
http://www.elfwood.com/art/r/i/ritaann/sexy_cockroach.jpg

 

[Blueberry]

O.O That is a sexy cockroach.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

 

[October Knight]

I'm super cereal right now.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

He's also a serialcereal killer.

 

[Stacisaur]

COOCOO FOR
​MURDER.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

​MURDER TIME, FUN TIME!

 

[Kitti]

If there's a cockroach in it....?

That's how you solve that problem.
Bon appetit, dears!

 

[Blueberry]

This one time a cockroach came into my room at night and I thought it was my cat scratching at the door because it was making this weird scratching noise. Anyway, I get up and open the door and no cat is there. Then I turn around to get into my bed kinda scared (I am a wimp) and I step on it... with my bare foot. It was rather disgusting.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

This one time a cockroach came into my room at night and I thought it was my cat scratching at the door because it was making this weird scratching noise. Anyway, I get up and open the door and no cat is there. Then I turn around to get into my bed kinda scared (I am a wimp) and I step on it... with my bare foot. It was rather disgusting.

Such is the life of an Iwakuan Footsoldier.

 

[Blueberry]

Wait... so you love me?

 

[Cosmic Orion]

With pancakes and syrup.

 

[Blueberry]

Oh dear! It is dangerous being a blueberry.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

and not to mention diseases that would make Papa Nurgle vomit in disgust.