Describe a hot and steamy encounter between you and a celebrity, using only their movie titles. The night I shared with Ed Harris was a Tru-Man Show. When he made love to me, I no longer felt like Appaloosa. Ed Harris was a Snowpiercer, plumbing the Abyss beneath my virgin snow. "Go'on Baby Go'on!" he cried, while fondling my National Treasure. The Pain and Gain was exquisite as he caressed The Rock with Absolute Power that teased the Sweet Water from my Nixon and left a Human Stain on my Paris Trout.