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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#1
Make an alphabetical story from your Cbox auto-complete!

You can change tenses and disregard asterisks. But everything else must be accurate.


A scallywag of errant poppycock
Based on scientific laws and natural biology
Compounded by my continual resurrection.
Dressed in super-practical tight-fitting leather and wore unexplained make-up!
EXPLAINED. EVERYTHING

Feral got banned
Giving the vaccine tea
Hopefully it won't be an important ongoing theme...

I just wanted to get KKK in there somewhere... I'm sure you understand
Just a bit of unexpected plot overlap...

Kitti was being mean to donkeys
Like the Pope
My deer were fine though. They're sleeping now.
Now I can make a rival porno with good grammar and stuffy Englishmen.
Of course, my character will have to be the sexy one. *shiney Paladin glow*

Paorou THREATENED to destroy Iwaku,
Quiet everyone, the Asians are shouting. *hides in the bushes*
Racoons of the Crimson Eye
Shouted a lot and blew stuff up and used NPCs to solve their problems
That's how Hitler started
Until the Australians developed the Kangapsi's of course.
Very miscellaneous...

We know what we have to do. Now we just need a laboratory montage
x_x
Yep, I'd be a gay neko in a frilly dress
Zombies have to grapple. It's what Zombies do.
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
#3
He's saying that you can make a story out of messages you typed on the Cbox.
 
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
either or
Favorite Genres
I'm not really picky. I'll USUALLY try things at least once
Genre You DON'T Like
...again I'm flexible...so there isn't really a genre i DONT like per say
#4
...wow
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#6
You should've made this thread yesterday, I would've laughed my ass off.

Bad timing, bromandude.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#7
You people suck.

Go play tic-tac-toe with the other special kids.
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
#8
How do I find autocompletes from my Cbox ?
 

Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#9
Had to catch me after I had just cleaned out my browser cache. But here is what I had. o______o


Asmo needs to have sexier daydreams to share with the class.
BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN IT GETS TOO HOT.
Chaos! Orochi is being a dildo!
DO NOT WANT JINX'S HOME LOAD.
Enjoy these crushes while they last. Soon you'll be to old, and when you crush on someone you'll be called a pedo!
FUUUUUCK there is no reason why this shouldn't work!
GO BACK TO CHINA AMPU
HE'S BEEN ASKING FOR IT ALL DAY!
I -AM- WEARING PANTS
jus a moment
Kids these days are so dramatic!
let's set it on fire?
maybe this time we'll get through it faster
Naw, youd prolly start seeing pretty colors and fall in to a diabetic coma.
Of course she is. A woman can't survive on manmilk alone.
Poor Myrn is going to be in the middle of awkward...
REMEMBER, DOWN THE ROAD NOT ACROSS THE STREET.
sounds sexi.. but not with two men involved.
That's cause Jinx is a dildo.
um.. I dunno I just call it ^, <, V.
VAY IS VIOLATING ME!
We'll go with that!
You rogue! how would you like something up there!
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#10
A WILD PORG APPEARS
booty call? oh porg, you old dog
CONFUSION
*drinks SUPERIOR tea*
EVERYTHING MAN, EVERONE WHO DIED IS ALIVE AND IS KILLING EVERYONE AND THEN THEY'D LIVE AGAIN SO THAT THEY CAN KILL PEOPLE AND THOSE PEOPLE WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

FISSION MAILED
GET HIM
HENCE WHY I CHOSE THE NAME, VIRGIN JAILBAITS DAWG
I am preparing to enter combat. I'll need to wing 6 jailbaits so my friend can have the 7th. Godspeed.

JINX AND PORG ARE CHEATING CHEATERS
kissing is for kids, raep is the only thing for me <3
losing weight(slowly), donated blood against my will and couring a cute chinese girl from guandong

MY HAIR IS VERY PRETTY
name your down Howard and lose your inheritance
Of course I don't post when I'm supposed to, asmo is used to it by now.
puked in the 20th min, passed out at the 30th

Question the Answer, mang. Not the other way around.
ROBOT ASSASSIN WITH AN OWLBEAR
SPAAAAACE ZOMBIES
there is no such thing as rape, only surprise sex

UNEXPLAINED RAEG IS WASTED RAEG, SHOUT OUT YOUR ANGER
var z = x + y; // results to string at interpreter level

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
XTREEEEEEEEEME NINETIES, POUCHES EVERYWHERE
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SPIKED PASTRIES
ZOMBIE JOHNU!