Cbox Story

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. Make an alphabetical story from your Cbox auto-complete!

    You can change tenses and disregard asterisks. But everything else must be accurate.


    A scallywag of errant poppycock
    Based on scientific laws and natural biology
    Compounded by my continual resurrection.
    Dressed in super-practical tight-fitting leather and wore unexplained make-up!
    EXPLAINED. EVERYTHING

    Feral got banned
    Giving the vaccine tea
    Hopefully it won't be an important ongoing theme...

    I just wanted to get KKK in there somewhere... I'm sure you understand
    Just a bit of unexpected plot overlap...

    Kitti was being mean to donkeys
    Like the Pope
    My deer were fine though. They're sleeping now.
    Now I can make a rival porno with good grammar and stuffy Englishmen.
    Of course, my character will have to be the sexy one. *shiney Paladin glow*

    Paorou THREATENED to destroy Iwaku,
    Quiet everyone, the Asians are shouting. *hides in the bushes*
    Racoons of the Crimson Eye
    Shouted a lot and blew stuff up and used NPCs to solve their problems
    That's how Hitler started
    Until the Australians developed the Kangapsi's of course.
    Very miscellaneous...

    We know what we have to do. Now we just need a laboratory montage
    x_x
    Yep, I'd be a gay neko in a frilly dress
    Zombies have to grapple. It's what Zombies do.
     
  2. He's saying that you can make a story out of messages you typed on the Cbox.
     
  3. Oh! ... Isabella is too dumb for this... *cries*
     
  4. You should've made this thread yesterday, I would've laughed my ass off.

    Bad timing, bromandude.
     
  5. You people suck.

    Go play tic-tac-toe with the other special kids.
     
  6. How do I find autocompletes from my Cbox ?
     
  7. Had to catch me after I had just cleaned out my browser cache. But here is what I had. o______o


    Asmo needs to have sexier daydreams to share with the class.
    BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN IT GETS TOO HOT.
    Chaos! Orochi is being a dildo!
    DO NOT WANT JINX'S HOME LOAD.
    Enjoy these crushes while they last. Soon you'll be to old, and when you crush on someone you'll be called a pedo!
    FUUUUUCK there is no reason why this shouldn't work!
    GO BACK TO CHINA AMPU
    HE'S BEEN ASKING FOR IT ALL DAY!
    I -AM- WEARING PANTS
    jus a moment
    Kids these days are so dramatic!
    let's set it on fire?
    maybe this time we'll get through it faster
    Naw, youd prolly start seeing pretty colors and fall in to a diabetic coma.
    Of course she is. A woman can't survive on manmilk alone.
    Poor Myrn is going to be in the middle of awkward...
    REMEMBER, DOWN THE ROAD NOT ACROSS THE STREET.
    sounds sexi.. but not with two men involved.
    That's cause Jinx is a dildo.
    um.. I dunno I just call it ^, <, V.
    VAY IS VIOLATING ME!
    We'll go with that!
    You rogue! how would you like something up there!
     
  8. A WILD PORG APPEARS
    booty call? oh porg, you old dog
    CONFUSION
    *drinks SUPERIOR tea*
    EVERYTHING MAN, EVERONE WHO DIED IS ALIVE AND IS KILLING EVERYONE AND THEN THEY'D LIVE AGAIN SO THAT THEY CAN KILL PEOPLE AND THOSE PEOPLE WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

    FISSION MAILED
    GET HIM
    HENCE WHY I CHOSE THE NAME, VIRGIN JAILBAITS DAWG
    I am preparing to enter combat. I'll need to wing 6 jailbaits so my friend can have the 7th. Godspeed.

    JINX AND PORG ARE CHEATING CHEATERS
    kissing is for kids, raep is the only thing for me <3
    losing weight(slowly), donated blood against my will and couring a cute chinese girl from guandong

    MY HAIR IS VERY PRETTY
    name your down Howard and lose your inheritance
    Of course I don't post when I'm supposed to, asmo is used to it by now.
    puked in the 20th min, passed out at the 30th

    Question the Answer, mang. Not the other way around.
    ROBOT ASSASSIN WITH AN OWLBEAR
    SPAAAAACE ZOMBIES
    there is no such thing as rape, only surprise sex

    UNEXPLAINED RAEG IS WASTED RAEG, SHOUT OUT YOUR ANGER
    var z = x + y; // results to string at interpreter level

    WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
    XTREEEEEEEEEME NINETIES, POUCHES EVERYWHERE
    YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SPIKED PASTRIES
    ZOMBIE JOHNU!