Caption the Above User's Caption

I'm just another douche who can't grasp the ironic subtext of the rules.
 
Do these horns make me look fat?

(P.S. Play the game by the rules, damnit. D:< )
 
This would be implying that Asmodeus begins/ends/evolves with a brain!

(OH SWEET BURN)

(....Sorry Asmo. Do not hurt me. =3??)
 
And here's me not following the rules, not captioning the actual caption, just trying to insult back because I'm butt-sore.

Again.
 
*kicks over the table*


YOU ALL SUCK AT THIS GAME.
 
An attempt to put someones harsh comments down to personal insecurity.
 
He's a mod. So everything he says has to be hostile and power-grubbing.
 
Wreckless contempt and impulsive judgment based on internal contradictions and self-willed masochism for the sake of identity.