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The cover of the canine playboy, Christmas edition.
 
"MARJORIE! GET BACK INSIDE! YOU'LL CATCH A COLD! STOP PLAYING WITH THOSE BIRDS! NO MORE MASCARA FOR YOU, YOUNG LADY!"
 
Good afternoon, I'm SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bringing you a brief news update. Traffic is slow today on the 6th circle of hell due to a pileup of tortured souls; as an alternative we recommend you try the 7th or the River Styx. We will now bring you back to your regularly scheduled program, "Blood-curdling Screams, a Soundscape," hosted by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
 
Box o' Cuddles - the perfect gift for everyone on your list.
 
There's something about Charbovari.
 
Are you prepared to accept Cuthulu as your savior?
 
Are you prepared to accept Cthulhu as your saviour?
 
"Damn it, Hogarth. For the LAST time, take off that stupid mask and get on your handsome clothes so Nana can take your picture."
 
Who loves Kitti
(Couldn't resist quoting Robin Williams on you)
 
The Bat Signal... a secret history of child exploitation.
 
*I just need to keep walking don't look* ... Aw damn he saw me!
 
I keep turning the crank, but all this thing does is warp my space-time continuum! The box said it would make cinnamon rolls...
 
As long as I don't make it too obvious, it's not harasment.