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"I'm jawesome"

See what I did there? Jaws. Awesome. Sharks... no?
 
Sorry, I ate all the chocolates in this box, BUT THERE'S STILL A CANDY CANE! =D
 
I AM TEH MURRRRRRSTRESSSSSSS
 
Did you just eat my candy cane? now you've gone cross the line!
 
When the police searched the basement, they found all the evidence they needed to convict Papa Smurf.
 
And you thought lady gaga had a wierd fashion sense.
 
"I swear, if you call me 'Rover' one more time..."
 
I reject your reality and therfore substitute my own.
 
Aw shit, Toboe and Tsume are at it again... And Cheza still won't sleep with me... T.T
 
he, he look what I can do... see, see isn't it awsome!
 
Puppy in a box assembly instructions:

Step one:
Shake box violently to see what inside.

Step two:
Wonder why box yelped.

Step three:
Carefully remove wrappings

Step four:
Hold nose at smell leaving through soggy cardboard.

Step five:
Call family member who gave the present over and let them smell.

Step five:
Berate family member for buying you expired food.

Step Six:
Listen to reply.

Step Seven:
Shrug, don surgical gloves and open box.

Step Eight:
Remove smelly mut from box and take for immediate cleaning.
 
ah damn, this jack in the box better be worth it. Or I just blew my hundred bucks for nothin'