Puppy in a box assembly instructions:
Step one:
Shake box violently to see what inside.
Step two:
Wonder why box yelped.
Step three:
Carefully remove wrappings
Step four:
Hold nose at smell leaving through soggy cardboard.
Step five:
Call family member who gave the present over and let them smell.
Step five:
Berate family member for buying you expired food.
Step Six:
Listen to reply.
Step Seven:
Shrug, don surgical gloves and open box.
Step Eight:
Remove smelly mut from box and take for immediate cleaning.