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"...you can stop masturbating to me now..."
 
I like to compare this to the size of my penis.
 
This is what happens when you don't feed your aeroplane.
 
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"MMMMMM COOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
 
"Man, best protection against UV rays EVAR!"
 
I bet you want a piece of this! heh AS IF YOUR GETTING IT!
 
I blind all the women I date with my shiny eyeballs. :[
 
"Mistress deserves the best water for her kool-aid."