CAN'T STOP

[Paorou-sama]

I LOVE YOU

FROM MY HEART.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

BETTER THAN WHEN YOU TRIED TO LOVE RORY.

FROM YOUR ASS.

 

[Paorou-sama]

No, that was Rory's Ass.

Get your facts straight.

 

[Hydronine]

So who's ass tried to hate everyone? With its rectum?

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Dorkness

 

[Paorou-sama]

I KNEW IT.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

IT'S HARD TO BE LUCKY IN LOVE.

 

[Hydronine]

WHAT IF YOU HAVE A QUARTER?

 

[Cosmic Orion]

I don't think a quarter could even get you a flirty look these days.

THEN AGAIN I'VE NEVER HAD TO PAY SO I DON'T KNOW THE RATES.

 

[Paorou-sama]

HE GETS PAID TO DO IT

 

[Hydronine]

INDEED, SO WHAT ABOUT MORE MONEY?!

 

[Paorou-sama]

MIGHT WORK

 

[Hydronine]

*PAYS PAO LARGE AMOUNTS*

FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!

 

[Paorou-sama]

Maaaaaaybeeeeee.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

*Walks in disguised as TK's redneck father and points a shotgun at Paorou* Nao ifn ye don' fall in love with Mah dawtur roight nao, ima blow yer head clean off...Kapeesh?

 

[Hydronine]

0.0

T.T

*Drags GMK outside for a Texas Chainsaw Massacre*

MY PARENTS ARE YANKEES!

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

My bad

 

[Hydronine]

Plus, I'm not all that stereo-typical of a Texan by America's standards.

^.^ I hate Texas by the way, so I don't usually call myself one unless sarcasm is present...

CANT STOP THIS DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH, NUH-NUH, NUH-NUH, CAN'T STOP THIS! =D

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

can I hold a shotgun to Paorou's head until he loves you anyway?

 

[Paorou-sama]

No.

*sneaks off.*