Call this ancient rock carving 'little horny man'

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That is clearly a drawing of a hydra you gutter-minded colonials.
 
My ancestors no doubt.
 
WHAT, THEY FOUND IT? I thought I hid it so well :/
 
Octo-sans.... Octo-sans, no.... no... -shakes head.-

I don't see it either though..
-stares at picture.- .__.
....
It looks like a tentacle monster..
CTHULHU?!

 
Maybe it's just my young and pure eyes but... Hell, that looks like a tree to me O___O.
The south squiggly lines are it's roots.
Then theirs the center part which is it's trunk.
And the rest are it's branches.

....

WHAT, THEY FOUND IT? I thought I hid it so well :/


SSSHHH-- The world must not know.
 
Ah, good point. Wanna help me kill all witnesses?

Heh. You underestimate me, sir.
Whose to say they aren't dead already?
-points at my mind/head-
They are dead, in here~ -keeps pointing-

...That's what we want them to think. HAHAHAHAH. Ha.
 
Heh. You underestimate me, sir.
Whose to say they aren't dead already?
-points at my mind/head-
They are dead, in here~ -keeps pointing-

...That's what we want them to think. HAHAHAHAH. Ha.


:o:o:o:o:o
MY BRAIN EXPLODED o.O Wait.. I had a brain?
If you made my brain explode or whatever it is I have in my head then your logic must be correct :D
 
*Executes the Princess of Alabastra and Redblood for their heresies*

Now that dirty mess has been dealt with, we can get back to discussing why they said it was a carving of a "Well endowed man"
 
I was already dead to begin with so I don't think I can die more ^^