Call this ancient rock carving 'little horny man'

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That is clearly a drawing of a hydra you gutter-minded colonials.
 
My ancestors no doubt.
 
WHAT, THEY FOUND IT? I thought I hid it so well :/
 
Octo-sans.... Octo-sans, no.... no... -shakes head.-

I don't see it either though..
-stares at picture.- .__.
....
It looks like a tentacle monster..
CTHULHU?!

 
Maybe it's just my young and pure eyes but... Hell, that looks like a tree to me O___O.
The south squiggly lines are it's roots.
Then theirs the center part which is it's trunk.
And the rest are it's branches.

....

WHAT, THEY FOUND IT? I thought I hid it so well :/


SSSHHH-- The world must not know.
 
Ah, good point. Wanna help me kill all witnesses?

Heh. You underestimate me, sir.
Whose to say they aren't dead already?
-points at my mind/head-
They are dead, in here~ -keeps pointing-

...That's what we want them to think. HAHAHAHAH. Ha.
 
Heh. You underestimate me, sir.
Whose to say they aren't dead already?
-points at my mind/head-
They are dead, in here~ -keeps pointing-

...That's what we want them to think. HAHAHAHAH. Ha.


:o:o:o:o:o
MY BRAIN EXPLODED o.O Wait.. I had a brain?
If you made my brain explode or whatever it is I have in my head then your logic must be correct :D
 
*Executes the Princess of Alabastra and Redblood for their heresies*

Now that dirty mess has been dealt with, we can get back to discussing why they said it was a carving of a "Well endowed man"
 
I was already dead to begin with so I don't think I can die more ^^