Call this ancient rock carving 'little horny man'

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Vay

The Empress
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Male, Female
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Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
That is clearly a drawing of a hydra you gutter-minded colonials.
 
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Male
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Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
My ancestors no doubt.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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Male, Female,
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Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
WHAT, THEY FOUND IT? I thought I hid it so well :/
 
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Stacisaur

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Octo-sans.... Octo-sans, no.... no... -shakes head.-

I don't see it either though..
-stares at picture.- .__.
....
It looks like a tentacle monster..
CTHULHU?!

 
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Boris Airay

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Maybe it's just my young and pure eyes but... Hell, that looks like a tree to me O___O.
The south squiggly lines are it's roots.
Then theirs the center part which is it's trunk.
And the rest are it's branches.

....

WHAT, THEY FOUND IT? I thought I hid it so well :/

SSSHHH-- The world must not know.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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Male, Female,
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Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
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Boris Airay

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Ah, good point. Wanna help me kill all witnesses?
Heh. You underestimate me, sir.
Whose to say they aren't dead already?
-points at my mind/head-
They are dead, in here~ -keeps pointing-

...That's what we want them to think. HAHAHAHAH. Ha.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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Male, Female,
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Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Heh. You underestimate me, sir.
Whose to say they aren't dead already?
-points at my mind/head-
They are dead, in here~ -keeps pointing-

...That's what we want them to think. HAHAHAHAH. Ha.

:o:o:o:o:o
MY BRAIN EXPLODED o.O Wait.. I had a brain?
If you made my brain explode or whatever it is I have in my head then your logic must be correct :D
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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*Executes the Princess of Alabastra and Redblood for their heresies*

Now that dirty mess has been dealt with, we can get back to discussing why they said it was a carving of a "Well endowed man"
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
I was already dead to begin with so I don't think I can die more ^^