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Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female,
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am an aggressive. I love adding to the flavor of a story and bringing in NPCs (I sometimes fall in love with NPCs and make them full characters). There are times when I want to be lazy though so I don't mind playing in a game someone else is directing.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, be it full blown other world, modern Earth or spacey. I don't mind other genres. I love action in general.
Genre You DON'T Like
Horror and technical sci-fi.
#1
Quote in regards to the flight ban in Europe: "It is going to take us four or five days to get back to normal if the ban is lifted this week," said Rohit Mehta, president of the Surat Diamond Association in India. "But if it goes on for two or three weeks, it could seriously disrupt the diamond trade."

NO BLOOD DIAMONDS FOR YOU!
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#2
NOOOOOOO! MAH BLING BLING!
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#3
This is clearly Satan's fault. Since he lives underground and all, his bad gas is fucking with the world economics.
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#4
*Flies down to Africa (using his Superman flight skills), kills some natives, steals their diamonds*

Take that bitches.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#5
But there are more things than diamonds stranded there.

LIKE ASIANS, THOUSANDS OF THEM.

WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES!?
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#6
But there are more things than diamonds stranded there.

LIKE ASIANS, THOUSANDS OF THEM.

WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES!?
[GLOW=green]BUT IF I TRY TO SAVE THE ASIANS, YOU QUALIFY ME AS A WEABOO


THAT IS WHERE MY PRIORITIES ARE.[/GLOW]
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#7
YOU DON'T NEED TO SAVE THE ASIANS.

JUST FUCK THEM.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#8
BUT THEY'RE IN EUROPE AND YOU'RE IN LATIN AMERICA

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.