Call the Waaaambulance!

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Ochalla

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Quote in regards to the flight ban in Europe: "It is going to take us four or five days to get back to normal if the ban is lifted this week," said Rohit Mehta, president of the Surat Diamond Association in India. "But if it goes on for two or three weeks, it could seriously disrupt the diamond trade."

NO BLOOD DIAMONDS FOR YOU!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
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Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
This is clearly Satan's fault. Since he lives underground and all, his bad gas is fucking with the world economics.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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*Flies down to Africa (using his Superman flight skills), kills some natives, steals their diamonds*

Take that bitches.
 
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Paorou-sama

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But there are more things than diamonds stranded there.

LIKE ASIANS, THOUSANDS OF THEM.

WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES!?
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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But there are more things than diamonds stranded there.

LIKE ASIANS, THOUSANDS OF THEM.

WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES!?
[GLOW=green]BUT IF I TRY TO SAVE THE ASIANS, YOU QUALIFY ME AS A WEABOO


THAT IS WHERE MY PRIORITIES ARE.[/GLOW]
 
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Darkness

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YOU DON'T NEED TO SAVE THE ASIANS.

JUST FUCK THEM.
 
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Paorou-sama

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BUT THEY'RE IN EUROPE AND YOU'RE IN LATIN AMERICA

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.