Call the Waaaambulance!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Ochalla, Apr 18, 2010.

  1. Quote in regards to the flight ban in Europe: "It is going to take us four or five days to get back to normal if the ban is lifted this week," said Rohit Mehta, president of the Surat Diamond Association in India. "But if it goes on for two or three weeks, it could seriously disrupt the diamond trade."

    NO BLOOD DIAMONDS FOR YOU!
     
  2. NOOOOOOO! MAH BLING BLING!
     
  3. This is clearly Satan's fault. Since he lives underground and all, his bad gas is fucking with the world economics.
     
  4. *Flies down to Africa (using his Superman flight skills), kills some natives, steals their diamonds*

    Take that bitches.
     
  5. But there are more things than diamonds stranded there.

    LIKE ASIANS, THOUSANDS OF THEM.

    WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES!?
     
  6. BUT IF I TRY TO SAVE THE ASIANS, YOU QUALIFY ME AS A WEABOO


    THAT IS WHERE MY PRIORITIES ARE.
     
  7. YOU DON'T NEED TO SAVE THE ASIANS.

    JUST FUCK THEM.
     
  8. BUT THEY'RE IN EUROPE AND YOU'RE IN LATIN AMERICA

    IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.