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I had an odd experience today at the bus station today. It was like 3:45 PM, and some Asian dude probably in his mid-twenties sits next to me. His breath reeks with alcohol, but he wasn't drunk. More like...tipsy.
He asked me if I was waiting for bus 50. "No, I'm waiting for uh...that one *points*" is what I said, because I forgot the route number at the time. Then, he laughed and went "OMG. Are you going to the mall to buy shoes!?"
So I give him a look and go "...no, I'm going to the college." He BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AT THIS. It was as if I told him a joke. And then he said that was funny and I'm a hilarious person. So I say thank you and scoot away from him. o__o;
A couple minutes later he goes "So why do you go to college?" I go, "Um, well, I have classes. I want to g-" "OH, SO YOU'RE OBLIGATED TO GO? HAHAHAHA!" "...yeah, sure. O__o"
After he laughs his ass off again, he asks me where I'd work if I wasn't going to school. He lists a bunch of fast food restaurants to me. I make a face and go "Ewh, not fast food! Never!" He makes this really funny look of surprise, as if he expected me to WANT a job at some nasty fast food joint. "NJKFhiufhibf NOT FAST FOOD? THEN WHERE!?"
"I'd...rather work at like, an office as a secretary or something." Because, really, I don't mind office work. It's clean, and sometimes fun. ^^; "So you wanna answer phones and make appointments and stuff like that? Rock on~" "Yep... >>;"
And theeennn he says THIS: "Fast food's so particular, Mitchell. I mean, you gotta do everything perfect. If you give customers only one piece of bacon instead of two, you get in big trouble. ...hm, I love bacon. Do you love bacon? *creepy smile*"
"Uh, yes. I do. LOOK THERE'S MY BUS, BYE~"
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Yeah, there's my story. I got a lot more. XD How about the rest of you?
He asked me if I was waiting for bus 50. "No, I'm waiting for uh...that one *points*" is what I said, because I forgot the route number at the time. Then, he laughed and went "OMG. Are you going to the mall to buy shoes!?"
So I give him a look and go "...no, I'm going to the college." He BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AT THIS. It was as if I told him a joke. And then he said that was funny and I'm a hilarious person. So I say thank you and scoot away from him. o__o;
A couple minutes later he goes "So why do you go to college?" I go, "Um, well, I have classes. I want to g-" "OH, SO YOU'RE OBLIGATED TO GO? HAHAHAHA!" "...yeah, sure. O__o"
After he laughs his ass off again, he asks me where I'd work if I wasn't going to school. He lists a bunch of fast food restaurants to me. I make a face and go "Ewh, not fast food! Never!" He makes this really funny look of surprise, as if he expected me to WANT a job at some nasty fast food joint. "NJKFhiufhibf NOT FAST FOOD? THEN WHERE!?"
"I'd...rather work at like, an office as a secretary or something." Because, really, I don't mind office work. It's clean, and sometimes fun. ^^; "So you wanna answer phones and make appointments and stuff like that? Rock on~" "Yep... >>;"
And theeennn he says THIS: "Fast food's so particular, Mitchell. I mean, you gotta do everything perfect. If you give customers only one piece of bacon instead of two, you get in big trouble. ...hm, I love bacon. Do you love bacon? *creepy smile*"
"Uh, yes. I do. LOOK THERE'S MY BUS, BYE~"
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Yeah, there's my story. I got a lot more. XD How about the rest of you?