Building a House!

There is a pool on the ceiling-- not roof, ceiling-- of the dining room. No one knows exactly how it works and everyone is afraid to ask lest they break the magic spell.
 
There is a miniature model of SeaWorld. In the bathroom. On the back of the toilet.
 
There are over twenty billion cats that simply roam the area.
 
*go ahead and believe that Spess*


There is a shining gold statue of the Cat Emperor of Catkind in the kitchen
 
(Huehhh!!! THAT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL!!!)

There is one of those things in the bathroom that trains cats to use a human toilet. It's awesome.
 
Out of the many cats that roam the house, one of them has a body made out of a poptart and shits out rainbows.
 
There is also a cat who wears suspenders and hold a beer while shitting out rainbows. :D
 
There is a bomb in the basement, where the statue of Chuck Norris disables it in mere seconds, is later thrown in the yard.
 
There is also a large room dedicated to Claude Debussy and all good Classical music!
 
Several hamsters have nested in the cool air returns. They have stolen a cellphone and are plotting a flash mob.
 
The walls of the house are filled with snakes, who eat the hamsters in the cool air returns for snack time.
 
Various decorative gnomes and flamingos litter the front yard.
 
There is a Slender Man statue in one of the trees that stares into one of the bedroom windows. O.O
 
their is a basement under the basement that holds the umbrella corporation
 
There's an attic where all the missing socks of the world magically appear. The stench is the worst of all time.
 
There is a large walk in closet that ranges to things inappropriate to wear to school to prom dresses to awesome shorts. o.o
 
In that closest is a gun that screams at you whenever you shoot it.

Props to those who know where this reference is from. ^.~
 
There are magical dust bunnies that pick up dirty laundry and wash them for you.
 
There are little faeries that make new clothes for all occasions.