Buffy or Blade: Who should slaughter Edward?

Who stakes Edward?

  • Buffy

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Blade

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • Noxeema Jackson

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • Blade and Buffy team up, fight to the death and the winner stakes Edward!

    Votes: 5 27.8%

  • Total voters
    18

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I want to know what everyone thinks! I think that Blade should dress up as miss Noxeema Jackson and cut Edward in half with her press on nails! >D
 
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Rape has been imminent for some time now.
 
I'm sorry. perhaps you missed the thread where i wrote a ragefic where Edwards head gets crushed by a space marine in terminator armor?

in any case, i vote EVERYONE.


EVERYONE KILLS THAT FUCKER.
 
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I'm sorry. perhaps you missed the thread where i wrote a ragefic where Edwards head gets crushed by a space marine in terminator armor?

in any case, i vote EVERYONE.


EVERYONE KILLS THAT FUCKER.

was it a Terminator Curb-Stomp?
 
I luv this thread so much.
 
Blade.

He can keep up when that sparkling faerie starts running away like the bitch we all know him for.
 
I think both Blade and Buffy! IT WOULD BE AWESOME!
 
Buffy- because there is something Poetic about him being staked in the heart by another whiny bitch.
 
I voted for Agent Mulder and Scully.
 
Agreed with Rory! Also I think that either way it went, Buffy would end up with some black sausage all up in her TOS Violation.
 
I vote the Maritan Fighting Machines.

The Musical "War of the Worlds" ones.



can you say
ULLA!!!!!
 
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