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- Looking for partners
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- 1-3 posts per day
- Multiple posts per week
- One post per week
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- On fairly regularly, every day. I'll notice a PM almost immediately. Replies come randomly.
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Advanced
- Preferred Character Gender
- Primarily Prefer Male
- No Preferences
- Genres
- High fantasy is my personal favorite, followed closely by modern fantasy and post-apocalyptic, but I can happily play in any genre if the plot is good enough.
Quite unnoticed to the man curled up in a pile of blankets on a long, L-shaped couch, a slightly pulsating blue orb had appeared in the middle of the living room, bobbing slightly in the air about five feet above the floor. It lingered there for a couple of moments, before blinking in something that could almost be described as irritation. It began to float closer, before finally coming to a halt directly over the sleeping man's eyes.
Still mostly asleep, Karl Fillius mumbled slightly in complaint at the blue light that was suddenly shining on his eyelids. He waved one limp hand, trying to shoo away whatever was bothering him, and rolled over, snuggling back down into the blankets. The orb, clearly still dissatisfied, floated over the mound of blankets, settling once more above Karl's face. It took a couple of moments, With a groan of frustration, Karl sat up.
Apparently satisfied with its efforts in rousing Karl from his hideaway, the orb floated away, returning to bob where it had first appeared in the room.
Rubbing bleary eyes Karl stared at the thing in front of him, and it took him more than a couple of moments to recognize it as a communication orb. Back before he had retreated to this house, he used to give one of these orbs to the people he traveled with as a farewell gift, so that they would be able to get ahold of him in an emergency. But Karl hadn't given out one of those orbs since the 1950's.
Finally, after spitting out a few curse words in various languages to the empty air, Karl stood up and marched his way over to the blinking orb. A moment later, his hand lashed out and clasped tightly around the glowing blue sphere.
It seemed as though the ball of light dissolved under his grip, transforming into a shower of blue sparks that flowed towards the ground, before they abruptly consolidated into a swirling blue net only a couple of feet in front of Karl. Peering out from their depths was a rather startled looking, brown-haired man.
Karl took one brief moment to study the face on the other side of the blue veil, before his already narrow eyes lidded further in building rage, and a scowl spread across his face. "Who the fuck are you, and, ba dem peache khewredh shatan, you better tell me how you got that goddam orb."
The middle aged man on the other side took an unconscious step backwards, as though afraid that the furious, scruffy man he had just disturbed would be able to reach right through the blue veil that shimmered between them and latch a clawed hand around his throat. Karl's impatience only grew as the man desperately swallowed a couple times, before finally managing to speak. "I… I'm Michael King. I'm Donald King's grandson."
Karl's anger was abruptly replaced by confusion. "Duck?"
He was almost instantly overwhelmed by a wave of nostalgia, picturing the fifteen year old British boy he'd found desperately clasping a gun in a field in France during World War II, bloodsoaked and surrounded by the corpses of his fellow soldiers. The terrified boy had ended up shooting Karl three times before fainting from panic and shock. Karl had relieved the kid of his gun and dragged him back to a nearby ruined barn where Karl had set up something resembling shelter.
It had taken Karl two days to convince the lad that he wasn't the devil, but when Karl had tried to take him back to a British camp the boy had refused, followed Karl all across war-torn France, and ultimately followed him all the way back to America. If it hadn't been for Denise, a beautiful Boston lass who had stolen Donald's heart, Duck might have stuck around with Karl to this day.
All rage gone in the face of such memories, Karl glanced behind Michael, as though hoping to see the figure of the twenty-three year old man Karl remembered standing behind him. "How… how is he? Donald."
Michael's eyes dropped. "He died two years ago."
"I… I see." Karl's eyes momentarily dropped closed, but that was all the time for mourning he allowed himself. It wasn't as though this was the first, or even the hundredth, time Karl had outlived someone he once called a friend.
When he opened his eyes again, he glanced at Michael with a sigh. "What do you want, mouse?"
Michael's mouth dropped open in surprise, and he seemed momentarily stunned. "But… what? How did you…?"
"Know that's what Duck would have called you?" Karl filled in, a trace of wry humor momentarily breaking through his despondency. "You forget, I traveled with your father for six years. I was the one who originally joked that, since he was Donald, he had to name his son Michael. I never expected him to take that suggestion seriously, not even after a generation."
It seemed that, for the first time, Michael was finally struck with the realization that the man he was seeing, who looked no older than his mid-twenties, was actually the man he had heard of in tales of his childhood, an immortal who had roamed the battlefields of WWII, stealing or destroying the artifacts the Nazis had brought to bear against their enemies, and eventually the ones the Allies dug up to turn against the Germans. The man he had long thought nothing more than a product his grandfather's traumatized mind had conjured up to protect him from the horrors of the war.
The two men stood in silence for several long moments, before Karl finally grew impatient. "What do you want, Michael?"
Michael didn't seem to hear him, only staring blankly at Karl for a few more moments before he finally muttered "Holy shit, you're real."
The words might have been spoken faintly, but with the magic of the blue orb it was more than possible for Karl to make out every faint sound. He heard them, and his temper once more flared up. "Real?! Morologus es! Why did you use that samjer iginebodnen orb if you didn't think I was fucking real?"
"I… umm…"
Karl didn't give him a chance to finish speaking. "Níl tada níos measa na bód ina seasamh. Well, I hope you are happy. As I'm sure your grandfather told you, that orb is single use, and you won't be getting another one. I hope your bèn dàn curiosity is satisfied."
And with no further warning, Karl's hand flashed out, cutting through the blue mist and causing the image in front of him to immediately disperse. The few blue glimmers that remained drifted through the air for a moment, before vanishing when they ran into the nearby wall or the floor.
For a moment Karl stared at the few traces of blue, almost sorrowful, before he spat out another couple of curses and returned to the couch.
"Goddamn waste of time," he muttered, right before he rolled back up into the blankets.
Still mostly asleep, Karl Fillius mumbled slightly in complaint at the blue light that was suddenly shining on his eyelids. He waved one limp hand, trying to shoo away whatever was bothering him, and rolled over, snuggling back down into the blankets. The orb, clearly still dissatisfied, floated over the mound of blankets, settling once more above Karl's face. It took a couple of moments, With a groan of frustration, Karl sat up.
Apparently satisfied with its efforts in rousing Karl from his hideaway, the orb floated away, returning to bob where it had first appeared in the room.
Rubbing bleary eyes Karl stared at the thing in front of him, and it took him more than a couple of moments to recognize it as a communication orb. Back before he had retreated to this house, he used to give one of these orbs to the people he traveled with as a farewell gift, so that they would be able to get ahold of him in an emergency. But Karl hadn't given out one of those orbs since the 1950's.
Finally, after spitting out a few curse words in various languages to the empty air, Karl stood up and marched his way over to the blinking orb. A moment later, his hand lashed out and clasped tightly around the glowing blue sphere.
It seemed as though the ball of light dissolved under his grip, transforming into a shower of blue sparks that flowed towards the ground, before they abruptly consolidated into a swirling blue net only a couple of feet in front of Karl. Peering out from their depths was a rather startled looking, brown-haired man.
Karl took one brief moment to study the face on the other side of the blue veil, before his already narrow eyes lidded further in building rage, and a scowl spread across his face. "Who the fuck are you, and, ba dem peache khewredh shatan, you better tell me how you got that goddam orb."
The middle aged man on the other side took an unconscious step backwards, as though afraid that the furious, scruffy man he had just disturbed would be able to reach right through the blue veil that shimmered between them and latch a clawed hand around his throat. Karl's impatience only grew as the man desperately swallowed a couple times, before finally managing to speak. "I… I'm Michael King. I'm Donald King's grandson."
Karl's anger was abruptly replaced by confusion. "Duck?"
He was almost instantly overwhelmed by a wave of nostalgia, picturing the fifteen year old British boy he'd found desperately clasping a gun in a field in France during World War II, bloodsoaked and surrounded by the corpses of his fellow soldiers. The terrified boy had ended up shooting Karl three times before fainting from panic and shock. Karl had relieved the kid of his gun and dragged him back to a nearby ruined barn where Karl had set up something resembling shelter.
It had taken Karl two days to convince the lad that he wasn't the devil, but when Karl had tried to take him back to a British camp the boy had refused, followed Karl all across war-torn France, and ultimately followed him all the way back to America. If it hadn't been for Denise, a beautiful Boston lass who had stolen Donald's heart, Duck might have stuck around with Karl to this day.
All rage gone in the face of such memories, Karl glanced behind Michael, as though hoping to see the figure of the twenty-three year old man Karl remembered standing behind him. "How… how is he? Donald."
Michael's eyes dropped. "He died two years ago."
"I… I see." Karl's eyes momentarily dropped closed, but that was all the time for mourning he allowed himself. It wasn't as though this was the first, or even the hundredth, time Karl had outlived someone he once called a friend.
When he opened his eyes again, he glanced at Michael with a sigh. "What do you want, mouse?"
Michael's mouth dropped open in surprise, and he seemed momentarily stunned. "But… what? How did you…?"
"Know that's what Duck would have called you?" Karl filled in, a trace of wry humor momentarily breaking through his despondency. "You forget, I traveled with your father for six years. I was the one who originally joked that, since he was Donald, he had to name his son Michael. I never expected him to take that suggestion seriously, not even after a generation."
It seemed that, for the first time, Michael was finally struck with the realization that the man he was seeing, who looked no older than his mid-twenties, was actually the man he had heard of in tales of his childhood, an immortal who had roamed the battlefields of WWII, stealing or destroying the artifacts the Nazis had brought to bear against their enemies, and eventually the ones the Allies dug up to turn against the Germans. The man he had long thought nothing more than a product his grandfather's traumatized mind had conjured up to protect him from the horrors of the war.
The two men stood in silence for several long moments, before Karl finally grew impatient. "What do you want, Michael?"
Michael didn't seem to hear him, only staring blankly at Karl for a few more moments before he finally muttered "Holy shit, you're real."
The words might have been spoken faintly, but with the magic of the blue orb it was more than possible for Karl to make out every faint sound. He heard them, and his temper once more flared up. "Real?! Morologus es! Why did you use that samjer iginebodnen orb if you didn't think I was fucking real?"
"I… umm…"
Karl didn't give him a chance to finish speaking. "Níl tada níos measa na bód ina seasamh. Well, I hope you are happy. As I'm sure your grandfather told you, that orb is single use, and you won't be getting another one. I hope your bèn dàn curiosity is satisfied."
And with no further warning, Karl's hand flashed out, cutting through the blue mist and causing the image in front of him to immediately disperse. The few blue glimmers that remained drifted through the air for a moment, before vanishing when they ran into the nearby wall or the floor.
For a moment Karl stared at the few traces of blue, almost sorrowful, before he spat out another couple of curses and returned to the couch.
"Goddamn waste of time," he muttered, right before he rolled back up into the blankets.
"ba dem peache khewredh shatan" - 'By the devil's twisted tail' (Farsi + google translate)
"Morologus es" - 'You're talking like a moron!' (Latin)
"samjer iginebodnen" - 'Thrice cursed' (Georgian + google translate)
"Níl tada níos measa na bód ina seasamh" - 'There's nothing worse than a standing Prick' - used to insult men, the more casually it is said the more insulting it is. (Gaelic)
"bèn dàn" - 'stupid egg' aka moron/moronic (Chinese)
"Morologus es" - 'You're talking like a moron!' (Latin)
"samjer iginebodnen" - 'Thrice cursed' (Georgian + google translate)
"Níl tada níos measa na bód ina seasamh" - 'There's nothing worse than a standing Prick' - used to insult men, the more casually it is said the more insulting it is. (Gaelic)
"bèn dàn" - 'stupid egg' aka moron/moronic (Chinese)
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