Breakfast, oh how I enjoy breakfast - but I can't cook worth a shit. I'm usually not hungry in the mornings - but breakfast usually comes a little later - after coffee has had a chance to erode the stomach lining a bit.
It starts with some sort of pancake/waffle/french toast - something. You top that with peanut butter ( I don't care which ) and regular butter ( once again, don't care which ) variation of sweet topping based on what it is - whip cream, powdered sugar, choclate chips or brown sugar - just something. Than, you put on the all natural syrup - the good stuff. You know what I'm talking about. Top that with fresh fruit - peaches, strawberries, blueberries, black berries - just something to give me the impression that I am about to digest something with a little health to it.
Than - you add the sides. Oh good god the sides. Bacon, sausage, hash browns, eggs with cheese/salsa/sour cream/cheese/cheese/cheese all those things make decent side dishes. The more the better.
Than - the drink, cause you have to have a good drink with breakfast. Some people go coffee or orange juice. The way to go is smoothie. Fresh fruit home made joygasm smoothie topped with whip cream.
That there is a damn fine breakfast. Immediately after breakfast you have the breakfast snack - crepes, brownie, whatever goodies my wife has recently made and are in the fridge. Right now it is these delicious little whipped cherry pies. They're like yogurt, but cherry pie filling, with whip cream and real cherries. Some of like graham cracker casing, others have chocolate casing - oh my oh my.
Oh and OMELETS - lets not get my started on those wonderful culinary delights.
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Er, I feel the need to add that I am not over weight. I might die of a heart attack in the next seven years from unhealthy diet - but, re-reading my breakfast post just left me the need to explain that.
