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Barbiel

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:dust:HEYYYYY:dust:

my name is mary, im 15 and have what my friends like to call "random moments of crazyness" i am for the most part happly insane, not the bad kind. the "crazyness that most people find funny" did you know that monkeys are planing a world take over plan? sure call me insane all you want, but when they take over guess who will be be safe in her ~NO MONKEYS ALLOWED~ club house? ME

:frog:

im short, only about 5'3 i have long brown hair with blond and red highlights(real, not dyed)

hmmmmm, i like books?
 
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Arsenal XA4

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Monkeys have taken over the world, 'cept they go by a different name now.

Homo Sapiens.

If you'd like to join me then we can cull the herd, as it were.


*Archeteyp's dome is ventilated courtesy of a .45 ACP. Carl holsters his M-1911A1 and nudges the corpse.*

S/he'll be back up in an hour.

Any who, welcome to Iwaku. I'm Field Commander Carl McCarthy. Do avoid the Paoman, kick Asmoman down the stairs, and avoid the dancing laser beams. Those are for gunships.
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Welcome to the site.
 

Lovie

Manikos Karagiozis
Invitation Status
,
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Modern, History; just about anything, really. Though, I am not too big on Romance.
Welcome to the Iwaku!
*gives cupcake*

Hope you have the times of your life here, because you now that you joined, you can't leave! >D

And enjoy that cupcake!
Loveless~
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
Why hello there! :D You showed up right in the middle of evil site maintenance. So just make sure you wear a hardhat at all times, so you don't get a concussion.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
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Welcome and Mind the Insanity
 
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Barbiel

Guest
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OKK

thanks for the cupcake, and i got my hardhat on right now <3

~gives cookies and milk to every one who is.....OMG there's candy on the wall!!!!!!!!!
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
DONATING MEMBER
*Gets spat out The Wall*

They're always mad, it seems. Always.

Maybe if I started offering free lobotomies to members, that would cut down the crazy. They'd probably drool a lot more, though.

REGARDLESS, welcome to Iwaku. Any troubles, I'm probably not the person to ask, because I'm generally drunk. Enjoy your stay.

*Pulls a scalpel out his pocket*

Also, free lobotomy?
 
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Pirogeth

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Hello and welcome the Aperture Science Computer Aided Internet Social Relations and Conversation Center or AS:CAISRCC for short. I'm Pirogeth or if you wanna call me Piro like everyone else does that's fine too. I do thing around here like ummm let's see....there's.....the letter..............and......RP's......ok so maybe I don't do as much as I hope but be on the look out for different things I bring to everyone's attention in the general section or the cbox. They are funfilled microphone adventures, text based challenges, and many other things that may interest you. So enjoy the Iwaku to the fullet and welcome to one of the best communities I've seen on the internet.

Writing in the Moonlight,

~Pirogeth
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
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*Carl lobotomizes grumpy with his M-1911A1.*

I find full metal jackets to be quicker.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
WELCOME TO THE SITE!
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
Aye! I second that! A many welcomes to you and I hope you enjoy your stay!
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
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Added to MSN cuz I'm basically the living breathing address book of MSN Iwakuans.
 
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Porg

Guest
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Wait.. you're short.. and you're still taller than me? >>

Bloody Hell..

*Drinks Tea*

Well Welcome anyway..
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
So...An insane one, I guess this means I'm in charge of this life form....

Anyways, hello Miss Taller Than Porg.