BRAIN WEASELS

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I have them. D:< And I don't feel like explaining what those are, so now this is a COOL WEASEL PICTURE THREAD! GO!

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Those things are monsters.

They eat rabbits, yeah? But they can't actually perform a killing blow cause their teeth aren't long enough. So they latch onto the SPINE of the rabbit and wait for it to die of stress.

Damn, nature.
 
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Brain-Weasels

A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.
Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.

*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*

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I still prefer my pants ferret.
 
Here are the weasels we have around me: Fishers.

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And just so you get a sense of how big they can get

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