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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Rules of the game: grab the book nearest you right now:
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST book......

Here's mine: Then take it before your father to eat, in order that he may bless you before he dies.
Mine is: Ere we will eat our meal in fear and sleep

Old English FTL. It was the closet book though.....
"Look, Ms. Boardman, I popped off without thinking."

Strangely enough have not opened this before.
"Maccabi"-our password.
There are two connection terminals on this main unit: One for the RCA connector and the other for the optional LAN Cable.

(Stereo reference guide, hey it was the closest book to me)
It was the wine that killed her eventually.
2. athlete of this weight.

*word* (bantamweight) Oxford Pocket Dictionary and Thesaurus. What? Yeah I know its like my bible okay.
Agarre una toalla enrollada o un palo detrás de la espalda.

Huh, this is kinda fun.
The antique carpets were even finer.

(/shameless necro. :D)
DO obey any transmeditory laws of weaponry.

closest book was the ninja handbook. kinda weird.
I'd rushed home by train and bus, a journey of several hours during which I'd been unable to get any word of my father's condition

- Master of the Delta, Thomas H. Cook