Dicks shall be victorious in the end, as always. Those who do not cower in fear before The Almighty Bag and its plethora of Divine Dicks shall be cast into the darkest pits of celibacy for their heresy.
What else could you expect? Boobs are soft and malleable things, wholly unfit for war. Vaginas are admittedly formidable in that they can take a pounding without breaking, but where is their offense? Only the dicks are known for thrusting, stabbing, dominating, and conquering. Even the fortress of the anuses, a once mighty and seemingly untouchable bastion, has opened its gates and submitted to the flood of the dicks.
There is no victory possible for standing against the glorious might of dicks. No, those foolish enough to fight against them will receive only defeat, humiliation, and sticky hair.