Boobists vs. Dickism vs. Vaglic

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Yus of the Conquest

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It's here. It's finally here. The war between all three religions. This is where we shall fight, side with The Almighty Bag...The gods known as RACKS. Or some other thing we haven't gotten to yet.​
 
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It's far too late for that.
It's okay baby.

We just, gotta get the mood back

*soft jazzy brass begins to play*

Why don't you and I just take a moment to... escape.
 
I believe in the harmonious intercourse.
Do not disturb the balance, my friends.


i just believe in intercourse

harmonious
loud
rough
surprise
missionary
cowgirl
reverse cowgirl
standing up
sitting down
with a friend
with a really good friend
with a friend and a really good friend at the same time
in the shower
in the kitchen
on the floor....
 
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...on a train
in the rain
with a little pain
without being lame
with someone vain....
 
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...in your room
while cooking mushrooms
while listening to radio tunes
with the beats going boom
in the guest bedroom....
 
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...in the Air Force
as a matter of course
like Luke with the Force
while looking for the source
on a Tour de Force
overall, I support intercourse!
 
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Dicks shall be victorious in the end, as always. Those who do not cower in fear before The Almighty Bag and its plethora of Divine Dicks shall be cast into the darkest pits of celibacy for their heresy.

What else could you expect? Boobs are soft and malleable things, wholly unfit for war. Vaginas are admittedly formidable in that they can take a pounding without breaking, but where is their offense? Only the dicks are known for thrusting, stabbing, dominating, and conquering. Even the fortress of the anuses, a once mighty and seemingly untouchable bastion, has opened its gates and submitted to the flood of the dicks.

There is no victory possible for standing against the glorious might of dicks. No, those foolish enough to fight against them will receive only defeat, humiliation, and sticky hair.
 
I think we're all familiar with the fact that you erect monuments in victory. You do not milk, moisten, or poop them.
 
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I wonder how close I can get before I get banned.

I'm sure @Diana will warn me where the line gets close to being jumped.

Then I'll jump over it.

Then I'll jump over it twice.

Then maybe a third time.

What was I saying again?

Oh, right.

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We don't have many mexicans here, Mainly people from Colombia and Chile.

My one case of Food Poising on native soil was Mexican food.


Yeah...
 
Am I the only one that find all of them kinda icky?