Blizzard!

[☆Luna☆]

I'M SO GLAD WE KEPT THE STORE OPEN TODAY FOR EIGHT PEOPLE.

They needed those office supplies.

 

[Space Cowboy]

I'M SO GLAD WE KEPT THE STORE OPEN TODAY FOR EIGHT PEOPLE.

WHO SHOPS IN A WINTER STORM FOR OFFICE SUPPLIES?!?!

Or did they come in for the giant tubs of pretzels and candies? 'Cause that's totally worth it.

 

[Astaroth]

NO. ONE GUY CAME IN FOR SIX COPIES, ANOTHER CAME IN FOR EIGHT COPIES. ONE GUY CAME IN TO RETURN INK. ONE BOUGHT A CHAIR. ONE BOUGHT A PRINTER. THE OTHER THREE BOUGHT RANDOM BULLSHIT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

NO. ONE GUY CAME IN FOR SIX COPIES, ANOTHER CAME IN FOR EIGHT COPIES. ONE GUY CAME IN TO RETURN INK. ONE BOUGHT A CHAIR. ONE BOUGHT A PRINTER. THE OTHER THREE BOUGHT RANDOM BULLSHIT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

People gotta get their staplers.

 

[Astaroth]

I SAW AN EPISODE OF A CRIME SHOW ONCE WHERE SOMEONE WAS MURDERED WITH A STAPLER. JUST SAYING.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I SAW AN EPISODE OF A CRIME SHOW ONCE WHERE SOMEONE WAS MURDERED WITH A STAPLER. JUST SAYING.

You can kill someone with a Spoon even though. :P