My normal posts are like this:
[spoili]"Hickory, dickory, dock, The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, The mouse ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock. But, oh wait the clock struck two and trouble began to brew. The cats were all wet, it was quite a SHOCK! The clock struck three and the rat came to find the cats still as rocks..."The outside cables broke off revealing electric wires, the started falling apart revealing a hydroelectric generator apparently it had been charging during the chaos. Rant stood on one of the platforms looking down on the two pulling out a trigger from his holster. "Let's see how fast the cats can run, shall we?" I hit the trigger flooding you into the abandon subway station. Some "helpers" sat on the benches and breezeways with guns, but seemed docile just sort of watching you. The debris normally on it was cleaned off and on the breezeway as well, you notice sparks following the tracks and a trolly car holding a bunch of dogs, too many to count stopped right in front of the hole that pushed you out of there. The speakers spark and my voice booms across Gas Mask City. Welcome racers! To the very first dog run! And hopefully last... Today's racers will be running through my course of: Tazer alley, Bullet Dodgeball, and The Canyon (you'll have to wait for me to explain this particular part). They must complete this 2 mile course to reach the prez! The catch? No weapons! Only ingenuity and their bare hands! As well as being chased by rabid dogs! A guy radios me as ten guys come over and use animal control collars to restrain you while taking your weapons. They release you and give you gloves so you can pick up sharp objects without getting hurt (glass knives=ingenuity). The men back away and I'm radioed again. Fences are put up to protect the audience on the breezeways.Okay let's begin! A man starts counting down loudly from three and tge radio man mimicking letting me know. He reaches three and the dogs are released going straight for Kase the cat girl. And let's hope they're off! Did I forget something... Oh, yes the tunnels beware the three choices some may be ridiculously harder than others! Enjoy! I know I am. (You'll see me relaxing on the breezeway during bullet dodgeball.) [/spoili]